It Lives! <- This is the #AMV-Review thread

[godix]

http://www.animemusicvideos.org/members ... p?v=175750

It has so many flaws that we could spend hours bashing reviewing it.

Actually, I take back the strikeout. Bash is the right word for what we'd do to it.

[Kionon]

http://www.animemusicvideos.org/members ... p?v=175750

It has so many flaws that we could spend hours bashing reviewing it.

Actually, I take back the strikeout. Bash is the right word for what we'd do to it.

I've already gone. Remember Countdown?

[Knowname]

this

[Kitsuner]

I suggest , , or . Unfortunately I won't be able to make it since I'll be at work.

[mirkosp]

I'd go for Walkabout.

[Kionon]

Walkabout it is. Next #amv-review is at 5PM EST Sunday April 18th (that's 6AM JST April 19th). Video to be reviewed is:

[Knowname]

I suppose I can be there then maybe if I can make it.

[Kionon]

This is right now.

[mirkosp]

Posting log for lulz sake:

<Orwell> This is something appropriate for a minute or two
<Orwell> 4 minutes of the noise is rather unbearable
<Kionon> This explains why TJ thought Obamanation was better when it was unsynced and the audio was screechy.
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<Kionon> If we're just starting.
<Kionon> And not waiting
<Orwell> I'm not sure what else to say beyond that. I just have amvs for music anymore, I almost never bother watching them.
<MirkoAssPee> that was...
<MirkoAssPee> ...how to put it...
<MirkoAssPee> ...not what I expected?
<Orwell> Dissonant?
<Kionon> I found the concept amusing, but yes, four minutes is a bit much.
<MirkoAssPee> I didn't mind the length
<MirkoAssPee> I'm not sure what he was going for tbh
<MirkoAssPee> it's like
<MirkoAssPee> he wanhted to say something but I don't get it. Or perhaps he just made it look like he wanted to say something but he didn't actually want to say anything at all.
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<MirkoAssPee> some scenes/sync patterns amused me deeply, I have to say
<MirkoAssPee> but I'm not sure what else to say
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<Kionon> I chuckled, but I can't see watching it again.
<godix> when is review again?
<Kionon> I can see Orwell's point.
<Kionon> Now.
<godix> oh.
<Kionon> 5PM EST, and we sorta skipped the 30 minute thing because there are three of us.
<Kionon> Just jump in whenever.
<MirkoAssPee> <godix> shitsux
<MirkoAssPee> <godix> goodbye.
<MirkoAssPee> he's done.
<godix> see, I suggested removing the 30 minute thing and everyone was all like 'nooo'. So the one time I rely on it...
<Kionon> It's cool.
<Kionon> Just jump in.
<godix> shitsux
<godix> goodbye.
<Kionon> Of course.
<godix> and since it's from TJ, it's about sex.
<MirkoAssPee> oh
<MirkoAssPee> right
<MirkoAssPee> now I get it.
<Kionon> Anyhow, this is not something I'd put on in the background.
<godix> is the ENTIRE video her moving her head in orgasm?
<Kionon> The music is just too coarse.
<MirkoAssPee> no
<MirkoAssPee> it changes after a bit
<godix> to pimp daddy walking. yes. I see
<MirkoAssPee> actually
<MirkoAssPee> I think the whole video is a representation of 'em having sex
<MirkoAssPee> she obviously is a virgin so the blood explosion at the end makes sense
<MirkoAssPee> now I do get it
<godix> probably. It's TJ. *EVERY* video he makes is about sex.
<MirkoAssPee> thank you godix
<Kionon>
<godix> Except that one flying video he did.
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<Kionon> That strangely does make sense.
<MirkoAssPee> kio
<MirkoAssPee> for real
<MirkoAssPee> just
<MirkoAssPee> watch it
<MirkoAssPee> think about it
<Kionon> I already did.
<MirkoAssPee> every scene makes sense in context
<Eion> what video? o.o
<Kionon> But Nagato? Really? Shouldn't be Mikuru?
<MirkoAssPee> check topic
<MirkoAssPee> kio no
<godix> Yeah. A guy and girl driving their toothpicks in and out of a tightly closed fist.
<godix> Sex.
<godix> This video is all about the fucking
<MirkoAssPee> also
<MirkoAssPee> kyon having delicious meal
<godix> Oh god, eat that rice boy. Eat it, EAT IT!
<MirkoAssPee> clearly satisfies the concept of sex = consuption
<MirkoAssPee> also blood scene clearly is the first time
<godix> And a shot of long hard shaft penetrating a girl with blood. Mirko is right. Clear virginity reference
<MirkoAssPee> which reconnects to the start, which chronologically happens after those last few scenes
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<Kionon> I get the references.
<Kionon> It's just...
<MirkoAssPee> so basically we start with the after sex
<Kionon> Why the computer program?
<MirkoAssPee> and
<MirkoAssPee> kio
<MirkoAssPee> it's simple
<Kionon> Love Plus gone horribly wrong?
<MirkoAssPee> sex nowadays is just considered a tool through which gaining pleasure
<MirkoAssPee> nothing more than a toy
<MirkoAssPee> so
<Kionon> Really?
<godix> We start with the sex. Shot of him bending over. Shot of her on the ground tossing her head around. That's when they're doing the fucking
<MirkoAssPee> it's clearly a depiction of how shallow sex today is considered by youngsters
<MirkoAssPee> well
<MirkoAssPee> yeah
<Kionon> I thought it was social commentary on how otaku use eroge in order to replace actual human companionship.
<MirkoAssPee> that could be as well
<godix> then a tight closeup of him going down a long emtpy corridor. Pretty clear what that's meant to show.
<MirkoAssPee> but my interpretation very much applies to western countries too
<MirkoAssPee> whereas otaku thing is mainly japan only
<godix> Then he runs into a 'door' that blocks his way, which he politely knocks on.
<MirkoAssPee> it depends under which culture you look the video from
<MirkoAssPee> of course
<MirkoAssPee> you're in japan
<godix> A nice shot of red to green stoplights to show he has permision.
<MirkoAssPee> so yeah
<Kionon> So instead of Mikuru, the Madonna, or Haruhi, the harlot, instead we have Nagato the Computer Program.
<MirkoAssPee> yes
<godix> I'm not sure what's more amusing, that ANY TJ video can be viewed as being about sex or that I got mirko to play along
<Kionon> think it's a valid interpretation.
<MirkoAssPee> srsly
<MirkoAssPee> I'm amused at how well it actually does fit...
<MirkoAssPee> also
<MirkoAssPee> the handing over money
<MirkoAssPee> clearly a reference to whores
<Kionon> No
<Orwell> I heard whores
<MirkoAssPee> also makes sense with the whole "kyon is a pimp" thing from earlier
<Kionon> clearly a reference to how the otaku spend money on every new eroge
<Kionon> hand over fist
<godix> Them playing a game. Clearly that's all about the battle between the sexes and who will be dominate
<MirkoAssPee> I'll still go for kyon is a pimp
<MirkoAssPee> the whole eating sequence
<MirkoAssPee> in italian pimp can be translated as "magnaccio" which is based on the word "mangiare," to eat
<MirkoAssPee> this clearly was thought out
<MirkoAssPee> .
<Kionon> The baseball scene is how often he "misses" but Nagato still catches a few.
<MirkoAssPee> yeah
<godix> Note that right after the handing over the money, it shows a shot of THREE guys walking down a long empty corridor. Which is a clear allusion to all three driving themselves into the vagina. Mirko is right, he's a pimp. He just charged his two friends to get them laid.
<MirkoAssPee> sperm going to base+
<Kionon> So then, we conclude that the reason for the repetition of the stabbing scene is because women have multiple orgasms.
<MirkoAssPee> yes
<Kionon> That or, she's being chain fucked by Kyon's friends.
<godix> furthermore, he's a CHEAP pimp. It looks like he charged basically just enough to buy a pack of condoms
<MirkoAssPee> godix : does explain the cheap looking bento he's eating
<godix> It repeats 3 times I think. Once for each person shown after that payment scene
<MirkoAssPee> nothing to refined just a convenience store, one
<Kionon> Well, maybe Nagato is a bargain bin eroge
<Kionon> one by a less popular creator
<MirkoAssPee> mmmh
<godix> Kionon: Are japanese school girls really THAT cheap to get in the sack?
<MirkoAssPee> godix yes
<godix> damn I wanna go to japan
<Kionon> godix, some of them, sadly
<MirkoAssPee> you don't read news enough, do you
<MirkoAssPee> well
<MirkoAssPee> Italy too
<MirkoAssPee> last week or maybe this week I heard a news
<MirkoAssPee> about a girl selling photos and videos of herself naked
<MirkoAssPee> for like
<MirkoAssPee> 5 euros each
<MirkoAssPee> pack of them, that is
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<godix> mirko: Was she cute and what's her email address?
<MirkoAssPee> I don't know
<MirkoAssPee> they said it at the news 'cause police found out and stopped her and shit
<MirkoAssPee> so fun is over
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<godix> awww
<MirkoAssPee> more like
<MirkoAssPee> Auu...
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<MirkoAssPee> so I guess
<MirkoAssPee> review's over
<MirkoAssPee> we need TJ's comeback on this
<MirkoAssPee> japanese eroge or kyon is a pimp?
<MirkoAssPee> only he will be able to tell
<MirkoAssPee> on a side note, godix : ep 11 of heartcatch precure is out subbed
<Kionon> Why can't Kyon be a pimp for an eroge?
<MirkoAssPee> Kionon it's an eroge
<Kionon> You know there are eroges where you are a pimp, right?
<MirkoAssPee> life is perfect
<MirkoAssPee> everybody is honest
<Kionon> See above.
<MirkoAssPee> there are no pimps in school eroge
<MirkoAssPee> nah
<MirkoAssPee> those are shitty ones that don't sell
<MirkoAssPee> ALTHOUGH
<Kionon> There are eroges where you can train girls as hookers.
<godix> MirkoAssPee: I need to go back to that video someday
<MirkoAssPee> that could explain the cheap price
<MirkoAssPee> godix : we should get TJ to make a video with heartcatch precure
<MirkoAssPee> that way we can giggle at how it all makes sense in a lesbian sex context
<Kionon> I approve of this idea.
<MirkoAssPee> especially to episode 7 which does help a lot with the imagery...
<Kionon> Also precure already has lesbian undercurrents.
<MirkoAssPee> yes
<MirkoAssPee> episode 7, precisely
<godix> Personally one of my favorite TJ vids was the one with the Princess Tutu just because it worked perfectly if you viewed it as sex morality tale.
<MirkoAssPee> do watch
<MirkoAssPee> so
<MirkoAssPee> I guess
<MirkoAssPee> we can end here
<MirkoAssPee> and paste the log
<MirkoAssPee> and lul
<Kionon> Unless there is anything else to be said?
<godix> TJ made a video about sex. Like that is at all unusual for him.
<Kionon> We still have 22 minutes
<MirkoAssPee> I'm cool like this
<godix> The guyneeds to get laid, he had major hangups about fucking
<MirkoAssPee> have other stuff to do, but thanks to godix's view, I was enlightened
<Kionon> How's about we Bonus the tutu video?
<MirkoAssPee> can't now, really
<MirkoAssPee> it's getting late and I want to get these things done by 2 am so I can go to sleep and think of the rest tomorrow
<MirkoAssPee> we'll do tutu vid some other time
<MirkoAssPee> perhaps in a old videos special session
<MirkoAssPee> 12 HOURS AMV-REVIEW ENDURANCE
<godix> http://www.animemusicvideos.org/forum/v ... 8#p1086858
<godix> That's my review of TJ's tutu vid. I can't really add too it
<MirkoAssPee> that was perfect
<godix> every TJ video is about sex. Usually rape.
<MirkoAssPee> I'm not sure if this one was about rape
<MirkoAssPee> it seemed consensual
<MirkoAssPee> although in payed form
<MirkoAssPee> it's about a pimp and his bitch, after all
<godix> True. This one was not rape. But was still full of sex
<Kionon> Heh
<godix> so was it just kio, mirko, and me today?
<MirkoAssPee> well
<MirkoAssPee> a threesome is fine too

[Fall_Child42]

you guys are dumb.