And no ones gonna save you from the beast about strike
You know its thriller, thriller night
Youre fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight'
All editors who are late will get attacked by the funk of forty thousand years
And grizzy ghouls from every tomb will close in to seal your doom.
And though you fight to stay alive, your body will start to shiver.
For no mere editor can resist the evil of the thriller!

Edit: Oh yeah,
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