Wurpess: *Goes over to comp, which is magically there* Oh, it's an email from Kurz. He's having trouble getting here. But he wishes you luck and was wanting to show his support for you, Mao.
Mao: Oh, that's sweet.
Wurpess: Oh, and he's also sent some pics from his "private collection".
Mao: "Private Collection"?

Wurpess: Ok, let's roll them.



Mao: WHERE THE FUCK DID HE GET THOSE PICS?! I swear, the next time I see him, I'm going to kill that asshole.
Wurpess: Oh, there's more.

Mao: That jerk! I fucking save his sorry ass, and he had a fucking video camera and was filming that. He is so dead the next time I see him.
Wurpess: Um, yeah. I should probably stop now before people get in trouble.
