Conflicting emotions.
After Triumphing over the highly dangerous Mecha Birdo, our hero (me) finds himself in a room with a fan and some spikes.
Hmm, Simple enough, go up top, turn off the fan, jump across.
Now that room has fewer spikes than many of the rooms that I have already traversed. However the spikes don't prove to be any less dangerous.
Well Shit, this is a more difficult jump than I had previously envisioned.
but never the less I persevered. I got on to the second part and...
Fuck.
Here is where I tell you, these are not just spikes, they are INSTANT DEATH SPIKES. If your toe, Nay your FUCKING TOENAIL even thinks about touching the BASE OF THE SPIKE you FUCKING EXPLODE. and this is what happened.
I did however manage to make it up to the top. But i did not record all of my deaths.
so instead I present a reasonable facsimile.
Fuck
Shit
...
O hey! I Made I...
ASSSHITFUCK
BAww :;_;
I WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN
CUNRAGBLARGESALKHDLFkjdmfndfhldsaf
etc.
But I made it. I turned off the fan. and now to make it back down.
damnit.
I think this game has physically caused me to have internal bleeding.
After leaving countless gallons of blood on the floor of this monstrous creation, I made it back to the bottom.
The fan is off.
now a leisurely double jump across those instant kill fan blades and ...
JESUS TITS ON A GOAT
RYU
FUCKING RYU FROM SFII
APPEARS OUT OF THE FUCKING GROUND AND HURRICANE KICKS ME IN THE FACE.
HIS MASSIVE MEATY FOOT TWICE THE SIZE OF MY YOUNG BEING CRUSHING MY SKULL AND SPLATTERING MY FUCKING BRAINS ALL OVER THE GOD DAMN FLOOR.
and then there was darkness.
