HULK SMASH!

Orwell · Post by **Orwell** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 11:17 am

It's not that it's comic adaption, it's that the Hulk is probably the most over-funded and worst-directed series of comic adaptions I've ever seen or even heard of. I don't expect quality when I watch them either, but damn do they just manage to all around fail. If I wanted a immortal, enormous, brain dead beast, I'd talk to a football player.

Serv0 · Post by **Serv0** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 7:58 pm

Dude. This film bore me to tears. The acting was horrible. Liv Tyler is probably the stalest woman outside of the bed. The dialogue felt like it was written by a 8 year-old. The story was down right stupid, it took 45 minutes before ANYTHING happened.
This movie was like a god damn debate. WAY TOO MUCH TALKING AND EXHIBITIONS.
Oh yeah...I just love it when characters are just talking, instead of DOING something.

And the ending was downright disappointing with the treatment of the Abomination. I did like Robert Downey Jr's cameo, despite the fact that I did hate Iron Man too.
I also liked Tim Roth's performance in the movie, yet his villain role was the only person worth giving a shit over.
This movie still receives a 1/5 from me. It was downright boring, and the action scenes were boring too.

I find it scary that Kung-Fu Panda kicks this movie's ass.

Sukunai · Post by **Sukunai** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 4:40 pm

I am positive Serv0 couldn't enjoy a good blow job

It's just cracks me up how some people can't enjoy some films.

I'd like to strap him to a chair, pin open his eyelids and force him to view an actually bad movie just to watch him scream

aesling · Post by **aesling** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 5:58 pm

Serv0 wrote:Rant about the movie

Sukunai wrote:Stuff disagreeing with and insulting Serv0

RETARD FIGHT!!!!

Kitsuner · Post by **Kitsuner** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 6:42 pm

Sukunai wrote:I'd like to strap him to a chair, pin open his eyelids and force him to view an actually bad movie just to watch him scream

Nobody wants to hear about your sexual fetishes, Sukunai.

Sukunai · Post by **Sukunai** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:03 am

About as much reply as is merited.

Serv0 · Post by **Serv0** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 3:08 pm

Sukunai wrote:I am positive Serv0 couldn't enjoy a good blow job

What? You offering to give me one?

Sukunai wrote:It's just cracks me up how some people can't enjoy some films.

I'd like to strap him to a chair, pin open his eyelids and force him to view an actually bad movie just to watch him scream

If you want to play Clockwork, then okay. Can I be the one who endlessly crotch kicks you on the ground while singing in the rain, and then rapes your sister? I guarantee it'll be a better experience than rewatching THE HUNK again.