Akari Waits...

[Megamom]

I love the song, I see this AMV as about 5000 times!









NT: Gooodixxxx...lo yama lamama!

[blabbler]

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check it out: i read between the lines.

[Kevmaster]

<s>Probably my favourite 5cmps Video so far</s>

wait. no. Second favourite.

Still, good Job making me like a video that uses this many hard cuts.

[CodeZTM]

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check it out: i read between the lines.

blabber for most helpful!

*gets*

[Koopiskeva]

so basically, blabber is stalking me. |:

ps, i liked the vid |:

[Fall_Child42]

and the org goes 'remember that guy serv0 from years ago? I wonder what happened to him?'

That's not going to happen.

[Serv0]

Ya know, when you first popped up here you were more pretentious than a beret wearing mac user sitting in a coffee shop spouting freeform poetry. Over time you kinda grew on me though so now I merely despise you instead of having that bright hatred that flows through the veins like burning metal. So let me tell you something as a friend, or at least as close to a friend as you're ever going to get.

Everyone here is intentionally setting you up for failure. See you suck. We all know you suck. Hell, deaf blind mongoloids who couldn't possible see or hear your video know you suck. But the people here are telling you encouraging things about how they liked it anyway. They want you to delude yourself into believing that you have even a slight spark of ability. They want you to take the same total lack of anything remotely resembling skill that you've displayed in this video and apply it in the real world, to real customers who expect real results for their money. I'm not privy to the entire plan but I think the goal is to fool you into being such a buffoon that even Michael Bay looks innovative by comparison.

Don't let them confuse you! You know how late at night when you're lying in bed and can't sleep? Then the thought occurs to you that maybe, just maybe, you aren't a special and unique snowflake like mommy said you were. You think that perhaps you don't inspire men and speak to their souls but maybe what you're really doing is producing the video equivalent to the aftermath of giving exlax to a cat then sewing it's ass shut. You should pay attention to that inner voice. Go with your gut. Deep down you know the truth.

So ignore these simpletons and their devious plan for you to make a mockery of yourself. Instead shut yourself in your mothers basement. Do not expose your work to the harsh treatment reality will give it. Become such a recluse that your neighbors think you passed away and the org goes 'remember that guy serv0 from years ago? I wonder what happened to him?' It's the only way to not make a fool of yourself. When you're 50 and looking back at a past of shattered dreams and failed chances you'll thank me for it.

Awww...somebody needs a hug. What's the matter, the wife not delivering?
I do admit though, when I started out, I would write tldrs to no end. But from reading that post, I'm wondering if my pretentiousness is wearing off on you?
Scary isn't it?

lo yama lamama!

Who's mama?

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check it out: i read between the lines.

So did I.

wait. no. Second favourite.

Still, good Job making me like a video that uses this many hard cuts.

2nd? Tell me the first, so I can have the vid banned.
As for the cuts, I'm typically a fan of hard cuts myself. Go back to polygamy crossfades! Go crossfade with a godix or something.

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check it out: i read between the lines.

blabber for most helpful!

Blabbler should take offense for that suggestion of placing him in the "Jerk-Circle Awards."

something about train wipes.

You've got to analyze the depth of appeal! Overdoing the train wipes will trigger a paradigm in your head. The next time you watch 5cm Per Second, and see the train wizzing by the chick, you'll think of this exact video. I guarantee it!
That, and I was too lazy to create another transition.

ps, i liked the vid |:

It's the Wrath of Khan of this video.

[blabbler]

stuff that is more pretentious than a beret wearing mac user sitting in a coffee shop spouting freeform poetry

hang on... you ARE more pretentious than a beret wearing mac user sitting in a coffee shop spouting freeform poetry.

ps. i find my involvement in the circle-jerk awards most stimulating.