Evil Genie Wish

Kitsuner · Post by **Kitsuner** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 12:50 am

Here's your urinal cake. I wish to die in a very painful manner.

Savia · Post by **Savia** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 5:39 am

You are transported to a manor house, which is filled with many instances of Pain. Whilst there you are given two die- that is, a pair of dice. However you are not a fan of Pain and find that a pair a' dice is not, in fact, your paradise.

I wish for world peace.

AquaSky · Post by **AquaSky** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 6:45 am

The world is at peace. And because war is no longer a factor in population control, the birth rate far exceeds the death rate, and the planet becomes overpopulated, causing worldwide famine and disease due to unhygenic clustered living conditions.

I wish for a pony. <:|

Fall_Child42 · Post by **Fall_Child42** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 8:41 am

You get a my little pony sex doll.

I wish for a small bowl of freshly brewed tea with no milk, that was brewed in accordance with ISO 3103

guy07 · Post by **guy07** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 10:25 am

You get your tea ...but there's CREAM inside it :O

I want a turn with chrono next ....lol

Fall_Child42 · Post by **Fall_Child42** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 2:23 pm

guy07 wrote:You get your tea ...but there's CREAM inside it :O

I want a turn with chrono next ....lol

Wish not granted. Cream does not follow ISO 3103 guidelines.

wurpess · Post by **wurpess** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 4:20 pm

Fall_Child42 wrote:
guy07 wrote:You get your tea ...but there's CREAM inside it :O

I want a turn with chrono next ....lol
Wish not granted. Cream does not follow ISO 3103 guidelines.

Then you get your tea as made by ISO 3103 guidelines, but your 200 ml, 105g white porcelain bowl was "accidentally" dropped into the unflushed toilet of a person with the bubonic plague who had ODed on laxatives and had anal sex with someone with AIDS, gonorrhea and herpes, then barely (if at all) washed before pouring the tea. (Since I did not see it specify anywhere that the bowl had to be clean.

)

Ok, I wish my apartment could clean itself.

EvaFan · Post by **EvaFan** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 5:20 pm

wurpess wrote:
Fall_Child42 wrote:
guy07 wrote:You get your tea ...but there's CREAM inside it :O

I want a turn with chrono next ....lol
Wish not granted. Cream does not follow ISO 3103 guidelines.
Then you get your tea as made by ISO 3103 guidelines, but your 200 ml, 105g white porcelain bowl was "accidentally" dropped into the unflushed toilet of a person with the bubonic plague who had ODed on laxatives and had anal sex with someone with AIDS, gonorrhea and herpes, then barely (if at all) washed before pouring the tea. (Since I did not see it specify anywhere that the bowl had to be clean. )

Ok, I wish my apartment <b>could</b> clean itself.

Wish granted, it can clean itself now but that doesnt mean it has to.

I wish to know what the best tasting alcoholic drink EVAR is.

Fall_Child42 · Post by **Fall_Child42** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 5:51 pm

Eva-Fan wrote:
I wish to know what the best tasting alcoholic drink EVAR is.

You now know, but the alcohol required to make it no longer exists and cannot be replicated, so you will never taste it.

I wish that the effects of any wish following this one are applied strictly to Niotex, and that no party may experience the negative or positive effects of any wish unless that person is Niotex; this wish may not be nullified by any being that has existed, exists or will exist, and the effects will remain in effect until the end of time.

Zarxrax · Post by **Zarxrax** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 6:08 pm

I grant Fall_Child42's wish, but only after my own:
I wish that Fall_Child42 will hereby be known as "Niotex".