
What if…the main cast from The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi swapped genders? Would the show retain its charm and become much better? The thought of it alone is an interesting prospect, so much so that fans have been concocting their own designs on how everyone from the show would look:

Haruhi aka Haruki
Retaining all the characteristics that made the female version so popular, Haruki would be hot blooded male lead that animes these days seem to lack. Most likely to go around randomly chasing skirts and somewhat well-liked by girls at school as well for his devil may care attitude, Haruki would most likely hold a special place in his heart for Kyon-ko, who is, naturally, immune to his advances. Would be occasionally doing stupid stuff that gets him into trouble, but pull through with a GAR solution that saves the day.
Kyon
Although I can’t think of a suitable alternate name, imagining Kyon as a female isn’t too difficult. The person with the most similar characteristic that I can think of would be Haruhi from Ouran Host Club. Serving as Tsukkomi to Kyon’s boke, Kyon-ko would undoubtedly share the nonchalant attitude as her male counterpart, with the trademark monologue to boot. A low-key character only to have attracted the attention of Haruhi-kun, Kyon-ko’s appeal would most likely be due to her tsundere nature, and thus has to be flat-chested.

Yuki aka Yuuki
The male version of this archetype would most likely embody the characteristics of glasses type males such as Ishida from Bleach and Kyoya from again, Ouran. Yuuki-kun will of course be highly intelligent and show little or no emotion, much like the aforementioned characters, making him a guaranteed hit among fangirls.
Mikuru aka Mitsuuru
I love the female version, and I can imagine being gay for the male version as well. Asahina-san will be the token effiminate pretty boy, shota type character that makes him endearing to both girls and guys. And yes, despite being male, Asahina-san still manages to get molested by Haruki(more on this later)

Itsuki aka Itsuko
In my opinion the best character in this warped and twisted gender-bending dimension, Itsuko. Just imagine, a flirtatious and ever grinning honors student who has always something up her sleeves as she observes Haruhi-kun as per her duty as an esper. Of course, the main attraction would be seeing Itsuko perform subtle acts of lesbianism towards Kyon-ko, using her charm and larger busts(lawl) to turn the latter gay and submit to her will.
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Taken from:
http://atalude.wordpress.com/2008/02/29 ... ya-haruhi/
Sources:
http://wiki.sos-dan.com/wiki/The_Gender ... i_Suzumiya
http://forums.animesuki.com/showthread.php?t=63152
You can find pretty much all of the images from the sources I listed. I can't be bothered uploading them all, there's far too many.
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4Koma (Translated):
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http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/4049 ... namnw2.jpg
http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/6781 ... uyorq5.jpg
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Discuss.