#AMV Randomosity

Prodigi · Post by **Prodigi** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 10:11 pm

A thread dedicated to the randomness that is #AMV.

#AMV wrote:[12:08] <trythil> I GOT HIV
[12:08] <trythil> FROM YOUR HOT PEE
[12:08] <trythil> BUT IN MY END
[12:08] <trythil> wait a minute, urine is sterile
[12:08] <Miniwork> blood in the pee?
[12:09] <trythil> I guess
[12:09] <Kitsoupner> fire in the sky?
[12:09] <Kalium> smoke on the water
[12:09] <trythil> SMOKE IN THE DAUGHTER
[12:09] <KWC> sex on the stick
[12:09] <trythil> WOP WOP WOP
[12:09] <Kalium> fire in the rye
[12:10] <trythil> ONE MORE TIME
[12:10] <trythil> I WANNA MASTURBATE
[12:10] <trythil> OH YEAH
[12:10] <trythil> AW RIGHT
[12:10] <trythil> DON'T STOP THE WHACKIN'
[12:11] <Orwell> THE ONLY DAUGHTER?
[12:11] <Otohiko> MUSIC GOT ME FEELIN SO FREE
[12:11] <Otohiko> I WANNA MASTURBATE
[12:11] <trythil> YOU CAN'T STOP-AH
[12:11] <Otohiko> WE GON MASTURBATE
[12:12] <trythil> YOU KNOW WE'RE GONNA DO IT ALRIGHT-AH
[12:12] <trythil> TONIGHT-AH
[12:12] <trythil> HEY-AH
[12:12] <trythil> JUST FEELIN'
[12:12] <trythil> MUSIC'S GOT ME FEELING MY WII

x_rex30 · Post by **x_rex30** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 10:36 pm

But... but... that place is lame! ;_;

I go in there and two people are having a discussion on a microphone, instead of doing it privately.

The microphone being open chat, private being the pm..

Anyway, if I was really bored, maybe I'd join the completely boring nonsense.. wait.. that just sounded like nonsense.. nevermind..

on with the cute 1 on 1 or party of three conversations.

I'm thinking of going out, record everything that is funny in my daily life, and make a thread dedicated to it. Then you could all laugh and cry, or whatever else emotions it'll bring up.

Kitsuner · Post by **Kitsuner** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:11 pm

x_rex30 wrote:I go in there and two people are having a discussion on a microphone, instead of doing it privately.

The microphone being open chat, private being the pm..

Well, yeah, otherwise nothing'd be said in there.

x_rex30 · Post by **x_rex30** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:20 pm

Kitsuner wrote:
x_rex30 wrote:I go in there and two people are having a discussion on a microphone, instead of doing it privately.

The microphone being open chat, private being the pm..
Well, yeah, otherwise nothing'd be said in there.

oh yeah, good point. It is quite a dark and lonely place in there only with the glow of some other persons text that you know.. though when you think about it.. topics make more sense on a forum than most random pointless shit you find in a chat room.

Org Profile · Post by **Otohiko** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:37 am

[00:33] * Rly is now known as [Kristyrat]
[00:33] * GaylordOverdyke is now known as ZS|zzz
[00:33] <ZS> ._.
[00:33] * Koop-ism is now known as Minion
[00:33] * Otohiko is now known as Malificus
[00:34] * Minion_ has joined #AMV
[00:34] <Minion> LOL
[00:34] * Minion is now known as ZephyrStar
[00:34] * Minion_ is now known as Minion
[00:34] <KWC> stop this madness
[00:34] * Malificus is now known as Minion_
[00:34] <ssgwnbtd> try an catch me
[00:34] <Minion_> Madness?
[00:34] <KitsEyesAreBurning> nite chris
[00:34] <ssgwnbtd> ridin dirty
[00:34] <Minion_> THIS
[00:34] * ZephyrStar is now known as TsunamiJones
[00:35] * FS[AFK] is now known as Fire_Starter
[00:35] * Minion_ is now known as Fall_Child42
[00:35] <Minion> o
[00:35] * TsunamiJones is now known as Niotex
[00:35] * Fall_Child42 is now known as TsunamiJones
[00:35] * Niotex is now known as Ileia
[00:35] * TsunamiJones is now known as Niotex
[00:35] <ssgwnbtd> thcanrettim
[00:35] * Ileia is now known as MorningtonCrescent
[00:36] <MorningtonCrescent> I WIN
[00:36] <KWC> NO
[00:36] * Kalium puts KWC in spoon

YouTube · Post by **Ileia** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 2:30 am

#AMV wrote:[01:13] * Kham has quit IRC (Quit: CGI:IRC (Ping timeout))
[01:13] <Ileia> oh god
[01:13] <Ileia> WHERE DID HE GO?!!
[01:14] <chosef> he was killed by man
[01:14] <chosef> god that is
[01:14] <Ileia> mangod?
[01:15] <nessie> I think he was killed by 'ping timeout'
[01:15] <chosef> That ping timeout kills too many people
[01:16] <chosef> and what does your government do to stop this
[01:16] <chosef> i say you revolt
[01:17] * Ileia has quit IRC (Quit: Ping timeout cannot kill me...ONLY I CAN KILL ME!)
[01:17] * Ileia has joined #AMV
[01:17] <Ileia> aww fuck
[01:17] <Ileia> respawn
[01:17] <chosef> is it close to powerups?
[01:18] <chosef> this map can be so imbalanced :/
[01:18] * Ileia has quit IRC (Quit: Ileia has been slain for playing the same round twice.)
[01:19] * NotIleia has joined #AMV
[01:19] <NotIleia> haHA
[01:19] <NotIleia> the system works

x_rex30 · Post by **x_rex30** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 4:49 am

Damn bugga. Haaaahaaaa? What? Wut. Lame.

Edit: oh I get it. I ate it.

Missed an exit.

Well I'll be an uncle of a monkey.

Sh**. I can see how this sh** isn't meaningful in the slightest. Sorry to waste your time, but then again. I came here. Read some posts and that was waisting time in itself.

BasharOfTheAges · Post by **BasharOfTheAges** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:17 pm

#AMV wrote:<godix> How can a video title 'Let Them Eat Rei' be sentimental?
<Miniwork> i'd eat it.
<godix> I dunno. She's pretty skinny. Not much there to eat.
<Kit> godix: that's called bite size
<godix> Plus the meat is cloned. I mean if genetically altered food is such a big deal imagine how dangerous cloned meat is.
<Bashar> so tender though
<Bashar> just falls off the bone
<godix> Ok, I give up. I can't top that one.

x_rex30 · Post by **x_rex30** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 4:25 pm

Yeah I admit, that was pretty funny.

Prodigi · Post by **Prodigi** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:05 pm

Going back almost 2 years:

#AMV wrote:[07:17:36] <nessles> CAREFUL PEOPLE!!
[07:17:45] <nessles> WE'VE HAD A DRIVE-BY EPPING HAPPEN TONIGHT
[07:17:57] <nessles> Stay Calm! We have this under control!
[07:18:05] * Ileia reloads
[07:18:14] * nessles controls Ileia
[07:18:19] * Prod|aboot runs for cover
[07:18:21] <nessles> No Ileia...once is enough tonight...
[07:18:28] * Pwolfamv|sleeping has already been hit x_x
[07:18:37] <Prod> NUUUUUUUUUUUUU
[07:18:37] <Ileia> I've never not finished a job, ma'am
[07:18:41] <Prod> WAFFLE!
[07:18:43] <Ileia> I"m not about to start tonight
[07:19:00] * Ileia aims at #AMV
[07:19:03] <Ileia> EP EP EP
[07:19:04] <nessles>
[07:19:04] <Ileia> EP EP EP
[07:19:06] <Ileia> EP EP EP
[07:19:08] <nessles> OMG
[07:19:11] <nessles> IT'S STARTED
[07:19:13] <Ileia> EP EP EP EP EP EP EP
[07:19:14] <nessles> TAKE COVER!!!!
[07:19:26] * nessles valiently steps out to stop the epping with...gropes!
[07:19:37] * nessles quickly gropes Ileia
[07:19:55] <nessles> *grope grope grope*
[07:20:05] <nessles> QUICKLY PEOPLE, RUN WHILE SHE'S DISTRACTED!
[07:20:11] <nessles> *grope grope grope*
[07:20:13] <Prod> >.>
[07:20:58] * Ileia recovers and reloads again, evading Nessie
[07:21:04] <Ileia> EP EP EP EP EP EP
[07:21:10] <nessles> DAMNIT PEOPLE
[07:21:18] <Prod> she's using Ep rounds!
[07:21:22] <nessles> LISTEN TO THE SEXY EPING POLICE FOR ONCE
[07:21:25] * Pwolfamv|sleeping gets hit by a stray ep and grope
[07:21:26] <Pwolfamv> x_x
[07:21:27] * Ileia does a backwards flip and pulls out the new gun
[07:21:30] <Pwolfamv> i'm down
[07:21:31] * Prod|aboot puts on Ep proof vest
[07:21:32] <Ileia> e pee pee pee pee
[07:21:34] <Pwolfamv> save yourselves
[07:21:49] <nessles> OMG
[07:21:56] <nessles> IT'S THE E PEE PEE'S
[07:22:02] <nessles> NO ONE WILL SURVIVE!!
[07:22:02] * Ileia throws kittens at Pwolf
[07:22:06] <Pwolfamv> :O
[07:22:12] <nessles> NO WAFFLE
[07:22:15] <nessles> SHE'S TRYING TO CONVERT YOU
[07:22:18] <nessles> DON'T DO IT!
[07:22:19] <Pwolfamv> O.O
[07:22:19] <Ileia> <Pwolfamv> TOO...MUCH...CUTE
[07:22:22] <nessles> SAY NO TO THE KITTIES
[07:22:26] <Prod> KITNADE!
[07:22:29] <Pwolfamv> TOO MUCH CUTE!
[07:22:35] <nessles> NOOOO
[07:22:37] <nessles> WE'VE LOST HIM!!
[07:22:40] <nessles> ;_;
[07:22:45] <Pwolfamv> @_@
[07:23:04] <nessles> WAFFLE DOWN
[07:23:04] <nessles> WAFFLE DOWN
[07:23:04] <nessles> I REPEAT
[07:23:04] <nessles> WE HAVE A WAFFLE DOWN
[07:23:23] <Prod> MEDIC!
[07:23:28] <Prod> SYRUP!
[07:23:35] * Ileia ties Nessie to a harness and pulls twice, and Nessie gets pulled up to the epicopter
[07:23:40] <Prod> FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE GET THIS MAN A FORK!
[07:23:53] <nessles> OH NOES!!!
[07:23:54] <Prod> I NEED 20CC'S OF SYRUP!
[07:23:58] <nessles> HEEEEELP ME
[07:24:01] <nessles> HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP ME
[07:24:08] <Ileia> She's gone
[07:24:08] * Prod|aboot takes aim at teh Nesseh
[07:24:12] <Prod> its better dead than to be taken alive
[07:24:13] * nessles struggles against the harness
[07:24:14] <Ileia> Now it's just you and I Prodigi
[07:25:02] * Ileia aims for Prod
[07:25:18] <Ileia> I'm sorry, things just aren't gonna work out
[07:25:19] <Ileia> EP EP EP
[07:25:21] <Ileia> EP EP EP
[07:25:22] * nessles gets free of the harness with her uber skills...and pulls her parachute..cause who doesn't carry a parachute
[07:25:35] <nessles> Ileia...
[07:25:36] * Ileia catches Nessie
[07:25:38] <nessles> we meet again...
[07:25:42] <Ileia>
[07:25:45] <nessles> *grope grope*
[07:25:52] <nessles> *grope grope grope*
[07:25:54] * Ileia counters with a fondle
[07:25:57] <nessles>
[07:25:58] <Pwolfamv> @_@ kitties
[07:26:01] * Prod|aboot pulls out his safety Brad*. *safety Brad is a product containing the finest piece of arse you've ever seen. The ultimate in warfare distractions.
[07:26:02] <Ileia> *FONDLE FONDLE FONDLE*
[07:26:18] * nessles is distracted by the Safety Brad
[07:26:28] * Prod|aboot stares at arse
[07:26:30] <Prod> NUUUU
[07:26:31] <nessles> mmmmm saftey Brad
[07:26:34] <Prod> too powerful
[07:26:43] * nessles wanders off with the Safety Brad
[07:26:45] * Pwolfamv|sleeping is distracted by the saftey brad and no longer by the kitties
[07:26:55] * Prod|aboot steals the kitties
[07:26:57] <Prod> >.>
[07:27:00] * Ileia throws Nessie over her shoulder and runs off
[07:27:04] <nessles> Nuuuuuuuuu
[07:27:07] <nessles> but but
[07:27:07] <Pwolfamv> nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
[07:27:11] <nessles> BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
[07:27:12] <Ileia> Shhh, Nessie, I have cookies
[07:27:17] <Pwolfamv> o.
[07:27:18] <Pwolfamv> o.o
[07:27:36] * nessles cannot choose
[07:27:37] * Ileia will get you a new Brad, that one has syrup stains on it
[07:27:38] <nessles> Brad...
[07:27:39] <Ileia> WAFFLE
[07:27:39] * nessles gives pie some waffle
[07:27:40] <nessles> Cookies...
[07:27:41] <nessles> Brad...
[07:27:42] <nessles> Brad...
[07:27:44] <nessles> Cookies...
[07:27:44] <Ileia> I blame YOU
[07:27:45] <nessles> Cookies...
[07:27:47] <nessles> Brad...
[07:27:48] <Pwolfamv> o.o
[07:27:49] <nessles> Cookies...
[07:27:57] <Ileia> Nessie: Brad-flavored cookies
[07:28:00] <Ileia>
[07:28:04] <nessles> :O!!!!!!!!
[07:28:26] * metro has joined #AMV
[07:28:29] * Prod|aboot throws a syrup bomb
[07:28:33] <Pwolfamv> O.O
[07:28:36] <Prod> * metro takes the hit
[07:28:37] <metro> !booze
[07:28:37] * nessles tackles metro
[07:28:37] * Fujiko suspects metro is underage, serves a 7-Up instead.
[07:28:37] * Pwolfamv|sleeping dives for cover
[07:28:40] <nessles> shhhhh Metro
[07:28:41] <Ileia> Now it's time for me to go undercover as a cook at a bar and grill
[07:28:50] * Ileia is now known as Ileia|undercovercook
[07:28:52] <Ileia> bai bai
[07:28:56] <nessles> Ileia...
[07:29:01] <nessles> We'll meet again
[07:29:07] <metro> don't make me spill my drink ><
[07:29:12] <Ileia> and it will be the last time
[07:29:12] <nessles> Don't think you've gotten away!!
[07:29:13] <Pwolfamv> damn! look at this war! inocents civilians are getting hurt!
[07:29:13] * Prod|aboot fights hard in Ileia's absence
[07:29:21] * Prod|aboot throws more kitties
[07:29:30] <Pwolfamv> only works once!
[07:29:31] <nessles> Don't think you're getting away unscathed!!
[07:29:35] * nessles takes prod hostage
[07:29:40] <nessles> THAT'S RIGHT
[07:29:43] <nessles> I DID IT
[07:29:44] <Prod> don't do it ileia
[07:29:48] <Prod> let her take me
[07:29:53] * nessles holds an EP gun to prod
[07:30:02] <Prod> OH GOD THE EPS!
[07:30:09] * Pwolfamv|sleeping covers his eyes
[07:30:17] * Prod|aboot starts shuddering on the ground screaming "EPEPEPEPEPEP"
[07:30:23] * Ileia|undercovercook eps Nessie between the eyes
[07:30:46] * Pwolfamv|sleeping holds nessie and yells NOOOOO
[07:30:56] * Prod|aboot throws a second safety brad for waffle
[07:30:56] * nessles is again, distracted by the Safety Brad
[07:30:58] * Pwolfamv|sleeping then looks at the saftey brad
[07:31:07] * Ileia|undercovercook eps waffle to end his suffering
[07:31:10] <Ileia> ep ep ep
[07:31:11] <Pwolfamv> x_x
[07:31:21] <Prod> * Waffle goes to heaven and eats pancakes
[07:31:31] * Ileia|undercovercook eps Nessie one last time
[07:31:36] <Ileia> Gotta make sure she's gone
[07:31:38] <nessles> x_x

This conversation also inspired this image:

and then later: