GUYS HUGE NEWS!!!! THIS WILL CHANGE THE WAY WE VIEW OUR SONGS!
That 'calling your name' song we're using? Yeah, it's the music the guy in American Pie Strips to!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How awesome is that? I'm not lying, go watch the movie! that the song he blows his load to when he touches that Slovakian chick in his bedroom! TWICE! We totally deserve bonus points for using this song. Who ever suggested this is a genius.
Also, think the idea for a naked mud fight is stupid and offends women everywhere. Shame on you for even thinking something like that.
Everyone knows it should be a semi-nude fight in Jello! Semi-nude in the sense the girls that enter have to wear cat or bunny ears.
Males are excused.
