It is official!
Spammers will be crucified/fed to Autraya's undead 23 yr old pussy...cat.
A lady dies and goes to heaven.
She's chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates
when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood curdling screams.
Don't worry about that," says St. Peter,
"It's only someone having the holes put into her shoulder blades for the wings"
The lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with
the conversation
Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams.
"Oh my God," says the lady, "now what is happening?"
"Not to worry," says St. Peter,
"She's just having her head drilled to fit the halo"
"I can't do this," says the old lady, "I'm going to hell"
"You can't go there,"says St. Peter
"You'll be raped and taken advantage of"
"Maybe so, says the lady, but I've already got the holes
for that"
Please tell me which song and anime(s) you are going to use.
The Thirteen Commandments
I. Go crazy with hentai, blood, gore and swearing
II. Live action & Manga allowed
III. Cartoons & Video Game footage also allowed
IV. If you pick an overused anime we will set GodIX and his tenticle rape upon you, and 1 anime can oly be used once even in the MEP although both the TV/OAV/movie of the same anime/movie/game can be used by the same editor but not by another editor. eg DCG has Hellsing no one else can use it.
V. Maximum 2 tracks per editor, unless too many worshippers of the evil one arise
VI. Segment length: 20 secs minimum to 1:30 maximum
VII. Footage: 768X432, 25 fps, 16:9 square pix
VIII. Finals in Lagarith or Huffy, .wav for audio NOTE: Do not fade in on the first clip or out on the last clip of your segment (unless it's in the anime itself) this will assist in transitioning between tracks. Do your own post processing (we're not here to wipe your ass for you) unless you aren't confident in you abilities to clean your footage in which case you better pay us alot to go near your ass.
IX. No interlacing or we shall sacrifice your new born children.
X. By order of GFN of the evil "Inner Circle" there shall be no editors of less than "Intermediate Level", show us what you can do and the Demonic Archduke of Berlin may allow you safe passage.
XI. Source: PAL dvd, because PAL wipes the devil's arse
XII. You must use AE in your segments because AE is evil
XIII. You defy God just by posting in this thread.
The devil cares not if you find a loophole in the commandments and don't get caught... eg (converting your NTSC footage to PAL )
AVS
Let it also not be said that the Devil did not provide for his followers - to convert your wayward NTSC 4:3 into PAL square pix 16:9 add this to the bottom of your scripts:
Assumefps(25)
Crop(8,0,-8,-0)
LanczosResize(768,576)
Crop(0,72,-0,-72)
For NTSC 16:9 to PAL 16:9:
Assumefps(25)
LanczosResize(768,432)
For PAL 4:3 to PAL 16:9:
Crop(0,72,-0,-72)
LanczosResize(768,432)
BETA DEADLINE: 31/8/08
FINAL DEADLINE: 31/10/08
Editors That Will Take Part In This Monstrosity
-Cast to Stone
Video: Unknown
Audio: Unknown
-Autraya
Video: Ergo Proxy
Audio: Disturbed - Fire within
-Eva-fan BETA APPROVED
Video: Jin-Roh
Audio: Rise Against - Worth Dying For
-Ngsilver
Video: Undecided
Audio: John R. Butler - The Hand of the Almighty (aka God Will Fuck You Up)
-Godix
Video: Totoro
Audio: Still trying to find where the Christians hid it in his HDD
-Fuze
Video: Undecided
Audio: Brand New - Jesus
-CerebralAssamite
Video: Berserk
Audio: Aeon - Forever Nailed
-Minion
Video: The Passion Of Christ
Audio: Alex W.K - Party Hard
-Mr. Panda
Video: Melancholy of Haruhi (sp)
Audio: Undecided (Autraya is looking into it)
-Tormentor
Video: The Hills have eyes 2, Creep, Hatchet (Parade-Parade, La Blue Girl, Cool devices and Princess 69).
Audio: Satyricon - I got an Erection, Ad Hominem - Nuclear Black Metal Kampf
-DCG
Video: Hellsing
Audio: Slipknot - Heretic Anthem
-ReXMaster
Video: Undecided
Audio: Chimaira - six
-Undeadborn
Video: Death Note
Audio: Wednesday 13 - Thank You Satan
Credits
Opening Credits: Cast to Stone
Video: Unknown
Audio: Unknown
End Credits: Autraya
Video: The Prophecy I, II & III, Devils Advocate, Omen I-III
Audio: Wednesday 13 - Faith in the devil
Hosting:
If you don't have hosting for your beta/Final segment we can provide it.
PM Autraya for ftp details.
PS- Autraya strongly suspects this is the antichrist
PS2- CtS still thinks it's the pope
[godix: I'm going to let this go for now but be aware we mods will have a very dim view of insulting and mocking other peoples' faith.]
