3rd Annual Ms. Anime Universe Contest (under new management)
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- megaman917
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I was hoping Emil and gohan would have voted by now. ..............but you guys insist............ tomorrow.
"If you're not cheating, you're not trying!" - R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero (1967 - 2005)
Through tragedy, she found triumph. R.I.P. Coretta Scott King (1927 - 2006)
Long live the "King of Pop"! R.I.P. Michael Jackson (1958 - 2009)
Through tragedy, she found triumph. R.I.P. Coretta Scott King (1927 - 2006)
Long live the "King of Pop"! R.I.P. Michael Jackson (1958 - 2009)
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CHUCK:: Alright folks, I think that just about wraps things up, so -
*tweeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
CHAD: Hey, you hear something?
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
BOB: I don't think so... what's it sound li-
(A red and brown blur whizzes by...)
*PYEWWWWWWWWWWW*
BOB: What the -
(... SLAMS through the wall, leaving a smoldering pile of debris lying before a gaping hole...)
*WHA-BAM*
*rmblcrklrclctnkl*
CHUCK: Uhhh... is anyone -
(...and explodes.)
*KR-KOWWWWWWWWWWW*
CHUCK:... hurt?
(A scrawny figure limps from the hole through the billowing smoke)
CHAD: What the heck is that?
BOB: I think it's some kinda asthma-hound chihuahua or somethin'...
CHAD: Nah, it's too ugly...
CHUCK: Hey, look! He's got something...
CHUCK: Well, little unorthodox method, but, it looks like we have EmilLang's votes. We'll just add these to the tally (and notify the ASPCA), and get back to you with the results.
CHAD: We're gonna take a quick commercial break. Stay Tuned!
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CHUCK: AND we're back! Here're the up-to-the minute results.
01. Riza Hawkeye, Fullmetal Alchemist (14)
02. Shihouin Yoruichi, Bleach (13)
03. C.C., ? (13)
04. Lucy/Nyuu, Elfen Lied (13)
05. Excel “Excel” Excel, Excel Saga (12)
06. Faye Valentine, Cowboy Bebop (12)
07. Haruhi Suzumiya, Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya (12)
08. Rosette Christopher, Chrono Crusade (12)
09. Tsukamoto Yakumo, School Rumble (12)
10. Matsuri Shiho, Sola (11)
11. Osaka, Azumanga Daioh (9)
12. Shidou Hikaru Magic Knight Rayearth (8)
BOB: Wait... WHAT?
CHAD: HAWKEYE'S in the lead!?
CHUCK: I know. I figured she'd place high, but this is a little beyond my expectations.
CHAD: Miss Hawkeye, anything to say about your unprecidented placement?
RIZA: ...
CHAD: ...
RIZA: ...
CHAD: ...
RIZA: ...
(Hawkeye walks away)
CHAD: *AHEM* Well, I can say this much: given our top four contestants, it seems that the voters really love a woman who can kick their asses.
BOB: Man, I totally get that. I'd love to have THEIR fists all up in mah grill, if ya know what I mean. WHA-HAHAHA -
(CHAD holds up the Harconnen)
*KA-CHK*
BOB:... hey, how'd you get the -
*BOOM*
KSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...
*tweeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
CHAD: Hey, you hear something?
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
BOB: I don't think so... what's it sound li-
(A red and brown blur whizzes by...)
*PYEWWWWWWWWWWW*
BOB: What the -
(... SLAMS through the wall, leaving a smoldering pile of debris lying before a gaping hole...)
*WHA-BAM*
*rmblcrklrclctnkl*
CHUCK: Uhhh... is anyone -
(...and explodes.)
*KR-KOWWWWWWWWWWW*
CHUCK:... hurt?
(A scrawny figure limps from the hole through the billowing smoke)
CHAD: What the heck is that?
BOB: I think it's some kinda asthma-hound chihuahua or somethin'...
CHAD: Nah, it's too ugly...
CHUCK: Hey, look! He's got something...
CHUCK: Well, little unorthodox method, but, it looks like we have EmilLang's votes. We'll just add these to the tally (and notify the ASPCA), and get back to you with the results.
CHAD: We're gonna take a quick commercial break. Stay Tuned!
ANNOUNCER: This program brought to you by ACME-Brand Products. Acme! We've got everything, and it ALL WORKS! (ACME-Brand Products may not work; in fact, we're pretty sure they don't work at all. People with heart problems, brain problems, skin problems, eye problems, attention problems, women who are pregnant, may become pregnant, Hell, just about anybody, should not use ACME-Brand products. Side effects may include death, dismemberment, spontaneous human combustion, alien abduction, irritable bowels, anal leakage, eye leakage, nose leakage, tongue dryness, runny nose, runny eyes, eyes running away, spontaneous pregnancy with the boy from the prophecy of the one who will bring balance to the Force, indigestion, suicidal, homocidal, genocidal, or pokecidal tendencies, otakuness, full-body acne, hairy palms & blindness (may be related to otakuness), incontrollable urinary problems, urges to spontaneously break into song & dance, and drowziness. Anyone experiencing an erection lasting four or more hours has been watching a way too much porn, should turn off his computer, get his hand off his crotch, and get laid for real. Anyone suffering from any, (or, more likely, all) of these problems should stay quiet and stay far, far away from your local physician. Seriously, you tell anyone about this, and we'll sue your sorry ass for everything you've got. Come to think of it, I'll probably be killed in about five minutes for just saying this. If you have any questions concerning ACME-Brand products, tough titties, because remember, we don't give a flying -
CHUCK: AND we're back! Here're the up-to-the minute results.
01. Riza Hawkeye, Fullmetal Alchemist (14)
02. Shihouin Yoruichi, Bleach (13)
03. C.C., ? (13)
04. Lucy/Nyuu, Elfen Lied (13)
05. Excel “Excel” Excel, Excel Saga (12)
06. Faye Valentine, Cowboy Bebop (12)
07. Haruhi Suzumiya, Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya (12)
08. Rosette Christopher, Chrono Crusade (12)
09. Tsukamoto Yakumo, School Rumble (12)
10. Matsuri Shiho, Sola (11)
11. Osaka, Azumanga Daioh (9)
12. Shidou Hikaru Magic Knight Rayearth (8)
BOB: Wait... WHAT?
CHAD: HAWKEYE'S in the lead!?
CHUCK: I know. I figured she'd place high, but this is a little beyond my expectations.
CHAD: Miss Hawkeye, anything to say about your unprecidented placement?
RIZA: ...
CHAD: ...
RIZA: ...
CHAD: ...
RIZA: ...
(Hawkeye walks away)
CHAD: *AHEM* Well, I can say this much: given our top four contestants, it seems that the voters really love a woman who can kick their asses.
BOB: Man, I totally get that. I'd love to have THEIR fists all up in mah grill, if ya know what I mean. WHA-HAHAHA -
(CHAD holds up the Harconnen)
*KA-CHK*
BOB:... hey, how'd you get the -
*BOOM*
KSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...
You know what they say: "when life gives you a T-Rex, go ninja-kick it in the head." - Rayne Summers, Least I Could Do
Proud to be a Jenova's Witness - WWSD (What Would Sephiroth Do?)
Proud to be a Jenova's Witness - WWSD (What Would Sephiroth Do?)
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X to the X times infinity plus one. That post was so fucking the shit someone should put it on the internet.The Partisan wrote:x to the fourth.The Origonal Head Hunter wrote:x to the third.megaman917 wrote:x2NerdStrudel wrote:One of the most badass posts EVAR
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So Hawkeye's in the lead (all's right with the world )
What's next?
God, waste not an angel on me.
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