Failed jobs of anime characters..

Millenear · Post by **Millenear** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 5:31 pm

Ok, here goes. What job would you give to an anime character that they would hate and/or fail at, ie..

Faye Valentine=WalMart Greeter
'Welcome to WalMart, don't piss me off..'

Ranma=Transexual Consultant

Have fun with it!

The Origonal Head Hunter · Post by **The Origonal Head Hunter** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 5:33 pm

Alexander Anderson = A&E reporter doing a story on Satanists

The Origonal Head Hunter · Post by **The Origonal Head Hunter** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 5:35 pm

forgot another

Alucard = Vollunteer at a Red Cross blood drive (keep in mind he wouldn't hate it but would most certainly fail)

older_gohan · Post by **older_gohan** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 6:29 pm

Goku= Waiter at a chinese buffet

Vegeta= Teen help hot line

Tenshi K. Tama · Post by **Tenshi K. Tama** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 8:58 pm

I think you're supposed to have a reason too.

InuYasha:Childrens Social Worker.
He'll give babysitting a new definition.

Malificus · Post by **Malificus** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 10:09 pm

Edward Elric=Short order cook
Too many Short Jokes.

older_gohan · Post by **older_gohan** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 10:20 pm

lmao

Heero Yuy: Motivational Speaker

[Principal: And now for our school motivational speaker. He's going to talk to us about suicide!

*Heero walks out*
*he looks around*

Heero: I'm going to kill you...]

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 11:30 pm

Goku: anything that makes him wear a tie and carry a briefcase.

Vegeta: Mall Santa.

Mugen: Ticket Agent at a bus terminal, which would get him fired and probably arrested.

Faye Valentine: Chuckie Cheese Waitress.

Miroku: Security Guard at Womens Lingerie Store, which he would be fired from on the first day.

Fuu: Hooters waitress.

lordoftheburrito · Post by **lordoftheburrito** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 12:00 am

Edward (from Cowboy Bebop): Funeral home director

Rei Ayanami: stand-up comic

Vash: china shop storekeeper

D: preschool teacher

Heero_Yuy84 · Post by **Heero_Yuy84** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 12:20 am

Hamdo: Day care supervisor

Guts: Phys Ed teacher

Shinji Ikari: Teen depression hotline operator

Kira Yamato: Hostage negotiator/suicide counsellor/any job where his talking has lives in the balance

Ryoma Nagare: Anger management counsellor (...actually, the majority of super robots would be pretty bad at this, but Ryoma would REALLY tank at it)

Yazan Gable: Birthday clown (...actually...there's a LOT of jobs which would make him a danger to human life.)

Barry the Chopper: Surgeon (...does this even need explaining)

Heart (from Fist of the North Star): Blood bank worker