If the YYH and Inuyasha came at the same time this would happen(Even though I would want to go to see a doctor after this)
*Knock Knock*
*Silence*
*Knock Knock*
ME: Grr. Let me get the damn door.
*Opens door*
Yusuke: At least I don't have cat ears!
Inuyasha:
THESE ARE NOT CAT EARS THEY ARE DOG EARS.
Me: Will you please wait.
*Runs to bathroom to check on eyes and ears then runs back to front door*
Me: I think I was going crazy.
Kurama: Please stop this hostility.
Inuyasha: Stay out of this girly.
Ma: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Oh my god.
*Runs to lock sister in room*
Me: Yyyyyyyou'er Yusuke, Inuyasha, Hiei, Kurama, Miroku, Sango, Kuwabara and Kagome.
Miroku: You'r a pretty young girl.
*Miroku touches my ass*
Me: Oh my god you touched me. Stay here.
*I run into closet and get wodden bat*
Me: You little pervert.
Miroku: I must be going.
* I run in the front of yard until I'm sick of running*
Hiei: This is piontless.
Kuwabara: You think everything is piontless.
ME: You want to came in please?
Inuyasha: What ever.
Me: Weapons at front door.
*Everyone leaves their weapons in the front door*
Me: Inuyasha leave it here.
Inuyasha: I hate you.
*Then after they settle in I call my 4 friend to get their asses over at my house and meat them and stuff*
Hated
*Knock Knock*
Basically what happened at the begining.
Me: Wtf.
Hello Kitty: Hi want to be my friend?
Me: Hold on a sec.
*Goes to go and get a nuclear bomb and raps it in a present and gives it to hello kitty*
ME: Here is a present

G away
*Later hello Kitty blowes up into pieces*
Me: Yay she's dead she's dead!!
*Jumping up and down for joy*