zachthegnome wrote:Gotta say it, Ryu from Street Fighter 2
RYU:KEN IS NOT A TERRORIST!
KEN:Yes I am, Ryu. Shut up already.
SAKURA:Oh, hey guys, what's up?
KEN:Hey, Sakura. Me and Ryu are on another training pilgrimage.
RYU:Yes. We are looking for strong fighters to challenge. Do you know of any?
SAKURA:Well, we have all sorts of people up at the dojo. Some are pretty strong.
RYU:Take us to your dojo and I will see if any are up for a fight.
SAKURA:You are soooo kewl, Ryu! Here it is! The Saikyo-Ryo Dojo!
KEN:This is a pretty sad looking dump. People actually train here?
DAN:Who are these people, Sakura? They are pretty stupid to insult the Saikyo-Ryo Dojo. Do I need to smack your pretty face in order to make you take back what you just said?
KEN:Whoa-hoo, calm down Mr. Pink. We're just a couple of wandering martial artist looking for honest competition.
DAN:Honest competition? So you are challenging my dojo?
KEN:We sure are. Bring us your strongest students!
DAN:Hmmm, these two seem rather strong...who should I send against them?
E. Honda:Yo, Dan. You see that we are out of frozen burritos? I mean, man, can't you keep the fridge stocked?
DAN:YOU WILL FIGHT HIM FIRST!!!
E. Honda:W-What? ::sweatdrop::
KEN: I'll take him!!! SHIPPUU JINRAI KYAKU!!!
E. Honda:AAAAGHHHH!!! Here I go Agaaaaain!!!
::E. Honda flies into the sky becoming a tiny star in the distance:: *ping*
KEN:He was pretty weak. Isn't there anybody stronger around?
DAN:Er...yeah! Sakura, show 'em how tough my extensive training has made you!
SAKURA:Okay!!!
KEN:I don't know...fightin' a little girl...it just doesn't...
SAKURA:SHUN GOKU SATSU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KEN:AAAAGHHHH!!! Here I go Agaaaaain!!!
::Ken flies into the sky becoming a tiny star in the distance:: *ping*
DAN:*gulp*
T-that was pretty frightening...
RYU:Impressive! You've become a lot stronger, Sakura. Care to take me on?
SAKURA:You bet'cha!!! Let's go!!!

RYU & SAKURA:HADOUKEN!!!

RYU & SAKURA:HADOUKEN!!!

RYU & SAKURA:HADOUKEN!!!

RYU & SAKURA:HADOUKEN!!!
DAN:Booooring...
SAKURA:Oh...sorry, Dan. SHINKUU HADOUKEN!!!
RYU:AAAAGHHHH!!! Here I go Agaaaaain!!!
::Ryu flies into the sky becoming a tiny star in the distance:: *ping*
SAKURA:Yatta!!! I am da winna!
DAN::::SWEATDROP:::
she is truly terrifying
SAKURA:So how did I do, sensei?
DAN::::BIGGER SWEATDROP::: Er...uhm...yes. Yes, you did very well. But you still need more training. You still need more motion in your knees.
SAKURA:Really?
SAKURA:Afraid so. But we can work on it tomorrow. You should get started on dinner now. I''m starving.
SAKURA:GREAT! I'll get right on it!
And the Moral of this story is:
CAMMY:There was a moral?
BLANCA:AAAROOOOOOO!