First, you must jump off a cliff and through a flaming hula hoop where it must be 200 yards away from the point of the jump, surrounded by a suspended pool with deadly sharks. As you reach the bottom of the cliff, you must teleport to a field of landmines using some wire and jello, where you'll be fighting an army of ninja pirates. If you survive, you must write a 73,823 word essay describing the entire journey without using any vowels.
Please provide video footage of said journey, and the essay on a dvd.
I shall do the same exact journey once yours is completed and I have reviewed yours.
Then we can exchange opinions.. I guess.
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