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[-MD]

Oddest group of things you've purchased (all at once) at the store that might have people questioning you?

[Enigma]

Sextoy.

[CodeZTM]

About 20 rolls of paper towels, gasoline fluid and lighters. They actually called security on me. :/

What they didn't realize is that I was buying them for our church's charity fourth of July dinner for the less fortunate. Thankfully, my pastor came down and defused the situation.

[Chez]

Tampons, wine, snack cakes, and a magic the gathering starter deck.

[kenisama]

Preparation H, Saran Wrap, and....

Spoiler :

a banana

first two items are an old Army trick for those with large love handles to loose a few inches on their sides in attempts to make it within the Army's body fat standards. Being on recruiting duty, I employed this tactic on some of my more copious enlistees. The other was, well, I was hungry. Wasn't until I got to the cash register to check out and got "the look" that I thought about how the situation looked like, while I was attempting to purchase these items in uniform, with one of those enlistees mentioned. I simply replied with, "Don't ask and I won't tell."

[AaronAMV]

Thankfully, my pastor came down and defused the situation.

yes, always believe the pastor

[BasharOfTheAges]

Friend of mine was caught between which got the better reaction...

1) Pregnancy Test + single wire coat hanger.
2) Bottle of lube + candy + VHS copy of Bambi

[Jadecavy]

Hannah Montana DVD, water-based lube (can't have them condoms popping!), condoms, and nail clippers.

[Qyot27]

A 24-pack of Pepsi, some Krispy Kreme donuts, and a can of aerosol duster. Also funny was that the age verification thing didn't come up until the donuts were scanned, so I was the one confused about why they'd need to card me for donuts.

[Mol]

Sextoy.

This.