Happy Rapture Day (Again)

[ReggieSmalls]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_end_t ... redictions

[macchinainterna]

WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!

[Fall_Child42]

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/end

[Kariudo]

Yep, today is definitely probably (maybe) the end of the world, which will be marked by something somewhere at some time...but it'll be so obscure that most people won't see it. But fear not, because something will most definitely probably (maybe) happen.

I, for one, will be watching out for Pinkie Sense

I should bookmark a few blogs

[MycathatesyouAMV]

Damn. Was planning to end the world myself tomorrow. Need to be quicker next time, but sadly there will not be a next time.

[ZephyrStar]

Man, why does Christ insist on trolling us every time we start working on a new Ponies? D:

[Jadecavy]

Don't worry, Dennis Ritchie ascended a few weeks ago in order to prepare to stop jesus, similar to Randy Savage's similar fight months ago. Apparently he succeeded.

[Kariudo]

Don't worry, Dennis Ritchie ascended a few weeks ago in order to prepare to stop jesus, similar to Randy Savage's similar fight months ago. Apparently he succeeded.

and what's Dennis Ritchie gonna do to stop Jesus?
write a program with infinite recursion?

[Jadecavy]

Duh, take over the matrix.

[ngsilver]

It's ok, Steve Jobs died so he could successfully distract heaven through the new iPhone 4s and all of it's apps. Angry Birds to save the day!