Fight-o Ryan! You got this >:D
As for me, on Dec 15th we get an extra paycheck (we all just think of it as a Christmas bonus for simplicity and not having to explain it to other people) from our work program thing called "gainshare."
On the main page when we log in everyday, there are updates for system issues, state specific changes and work related office nonsense. One of them was "How will you be spending your gainshare? Send your answers in to be featured!
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Of course, my first thought was "Drugs. Lots and lots of drugs. Hookers too. Every last penny."
The idea of seeing that featured caused me to go from srs bzns computer reading to lol'ing pretty damn hard. This confused my coworkers quite a bit till I explained my thought process.
We all lol'd. It was good.
My head can be a scary place but at least it keeps me entertained.
