THIS JUST IN:Beowulf wrote:Oh shit...
So I seduced a lovely lady last night and woke up this morning with red, infected penis. This does not bode well.
/TMI
False alarm, it was an old condom

:raises hand:Tono_Fyr wrote:Am I the only virgin on this forum?!?!
God dammit. It's not by choice. It may be my fault, but it's not my choice.
"Oh woe is me, the 18 year old male virgin... with a shyness problem and no prospective girlfriends (or fuck buddies)."
Or somethingVerily, there are also chaste ones from their very nature; they are gentler of heart and laugh better and oftener than you.
They laugh also at chastity and ask: "What is chastity?
"Is chastity not folly? But folly came unto us, and not we unto it.
"We offered that guest harbor and heart: now it dwelleth with us - let it stay as long as it will!"