Project Gateway

Bauzi · Post by **Bauzi** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 5:27 am

Ben:

It´s not my taste so far. Nah ok. I thought you´ll only use Stratos 4, but there is Ikki Tousen for example in it...
00:04 I have the "feeling" that these images are to fast. When I look closer to it with much more concentration they might be synced correct. Maybe I get this feeling as viewer, because the bunch of girls are away so early. My brain might not realize it so far and give me the feeling that there is something wrong.

That´s all I can say. I´m not really familiar with 3D rotating stuff.

Kaxi · Post by **Kaxi** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 5:35 am

Betas:
Scott's: The shaking effect wasn't the best, but i see that it is a good way to sync to the music, just that i don't really like it :/ . The small pics are a bit ugly, hope it's just because of the beta. I didn't like the colored piano keys, they stand out too much in my opinion, they are strange. Other than that, i like it, good stuff.

Guy's:The beginning is good so far, i hope you crop it in the next beta so we'll see what it'll look like. Do you have to zoom in to that girl's face that much? It's going to ruin the vid quality a bit (probably). I didn't really get how you synced at 0:15-0:16, it didn't work that well imo. But the things after that are awesome, you have to leave them as they are now, oh yeah, the text font, but that aside, i love the stuff. Maybe you could lower the brightness in the dance bitch part, it burns my eyes out.

Ben's: yeah yeah good stuff, i miss self-cutting emos, but still not bad. My only complaint is that i felt that when more rotos come in, it seems a bit slow, are you sure they are right on the beats? Maybe they could come in a bit faster, a frame before the beat, i don't know, might try it out. I'm curious what are you going to place in the background. So, good job.

Copycat_Revolver · Post by **Copycat_Revolver** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 9:57 am

up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, B, A, Select, Start...

CrackTheSky and Friends wrote:-The "Project Gateway Tread" in a nutshell (the first 1,002 posts)-

Page 1
CrackTheSky: Really Long Post!
Bauzi: I'm a helper!
guy07: I wanna see that ball licking someone's face!

Page 2
guy07: I'm a genius!
Bauzi: I'm not Bazui.
Kiki: ...wut
Bauzi: RGBA!
Greggus: I hope I don't have to learn hungarian.
Scott Green: My eyes hurt.
Omega: lolies?

Page 3
Kaxi: Roffroff, roff roff
Niwa: Banner!
CrackTheSky: I like eet :3

Page 4
Greggus: Bauzi's Austrian!
Bauzi: I'm only half God at all.
guy07: FTP!
Greggus: Japan is a cool place. Whore's are easy to come by.
Kaxi: Niwa has porn?

Page 5
Bauzi: I love ducks.
Omega: Lies!!!1
Niwa: They weren't in my pants.
Kaxi: Fuck it, I have porn!
aerialesque: runs awaiii
Niwa: Pillow Fight!

Page 6
Niwa: Rape me with pink scissors.
FinalResolve: oh?
Det-chan: I thought Niwa-kun was a girl.
Bauzi: We're still planning to rape you.

Page 7
Greggus: Riding Lions!
Omega: Rabbit Penises
Kariudo: wha?
guy07: But how can I resist?
Crack: Eureka Seven.
melee: I'm a tool...Eureka Seven!
guy07: Post #100! I hate myself.
Koop?: How do I make fun video?

Page 8
Omega: Don't be emo guy.
Bauzi: *stabs someone
guy07: Sounded like witch talk to me. Burn him!
Crack: How does I did Koop?
Kaxi: Make Bauzi the king of the remaining wastelands.

Page 9
Crack: Update!
Omega: I'm a lurker.
Everyone: Screen names galore!

Page 10
Niwa: I'm not a whore.
guy07: ...no boobs...
Crack: Anyone seen Wes?

Page 11
Scott Green: FMA!
Crack: Do you're own damn filtering!
Bauzi: *offers bunch of scripts no one asked for
guy07: Bauzi! Tell me how to do something!

Page 12
guy07: Thank you, Bauzi. I love you.
Niwa: Buuuuurn!!!
Greggus: You bear-fucker!
Kaxi: Whaaaa?
Niwa: Greg wants it french.

Page 13
guy07: Because only losers go to school.

Page 14
Bauzi: "We love to entertain you."
Crack: Ok!!!
Viper1255: I'm not in this thread.
Crack: Melee! You're in!
Melee: *wets himself with joy
guy07: My feet are burnt!

Page 15
guy07: I'm gay.
Kaxi: We are gay.
Omega: We are SO gay.
Greggus: But I am the gayest evar!
...
Greggus: (Really long post that no one reads)

Page 16
Kaxi: Lollipops!

Page 17
Niwa: Popsicles?
WC Annihilus: No, Lollipops.
Niwa: !?

Page 18
Kariudo: Beta!

Page 19
Everybody Else: Criticism!

Page 20
Niwa: I touched a panda.
Crack: No drama!

Pages 21-27
Det-chan goes to France.
Niwa threatens to rape...several things.
Crack blames Greg.
...so does Guy.
Greggus defends the name Gateway...poorly.

Page 28
Greggus: Soccer!
Omega: Soccer!
Melee: Soccer?
Kaxi: Soccer!

Page 29
Nobody At All: *Begins working on their segment
Bauzi: m.i.l.f.

Page 30
Omega: Chile!
guy07: Chile? Hmm...
NerdStreudel: Another unnecessary post!

Pages 31-36
Det-chan returns from France.
Guy refuses to have fun, then ruins the fun for everyone else by constantly posting.
Omega gets a new avatar.
Crack pushes back the deadline. New deadline: End of Time
Guy bitches about...something. Again.
Bauzi submits a beta. And says something unintelligible.

Page 37
Bauzi's Beta: *explodes several computers
Kaxi: Yeah it must be some kind of Canadian power.
guy07: Niwa, make a new banner, no one likes Bleach.
Scott Green: I'm back, what the hell has been going on?

Page 38
Everyone: *celebrates Scott's return
Scott Green: Link please

Page 39
Greggus: awwwww
Omega: Smilies!
Melee: Scenes?
Greggus: Advice!
Omega: *molests and murders a small child
Kaxi: *blames Greg

*******************************************

Page 40
Bauzi: Alright fags! Beta time!
Omega: "bo bo bo bo bo bo"
Greggus: I don't like it.
guy07: What gregg said.

Page 41
Bauzi: Pass me the sugar!
Kaxi: Keep the grids.
[Everyone has a mass delusion that the MEP will be done this year]

Page 42
Copycat: Very long post of no importance.
Greggus: It takes 15 morons to make a truly moronic thread.
guy07: You made me sound like a retarded grumpy emo kid.
melee: *ahem* Complete and utter tool.
Kaxi: I'm no moron you ugly s*n of a bi**h!
Bauzi: I can't stand the fun, please kill me now!
WC Annihilus: I feel like I fail for only making it in there once.
Copycat: My eyes started to burn by page twelve.

Page 43
Scott Green: What...who is gay??
Kevmasterflashdeluxesupremewithcheese: The Strudel is gay.
Omega: I am GAY GAY GAY
Greggus: X2
Niwa-kun: Gaybar? O:
guy07: Don't say that to Bauzi, he'll be calling you honey in no time.
Scott Green: Isn't a gay's life beautiful...

Page 44
Omega: I'm not even in the project.
melee: WHAAA?! NOWAI! ...wtf. My mind is blown.
Greggus: lolwut laser trout
Crack: pew pew pew
Scott Green: *gets killed by Zombie Kaxi and Zombie Bauzi
guy07: I like helicopters!
Omega: Someone please kill me with a fork!
Scott Green: Helicopters are awesome!!!!

Page 45
Bauzi: I AM AN HELICOPTER!
[And thus everyone embarks on a multi-page grammar lesson]
Kiki: Something Spanish!
Omega: More Spanish!
guy07: FIREBALL FTW
Kariudo: English is stupid.

Page 46
[The grammar lesson continues]
Greggus: MAKE A NEW THREAD, WE'RE STARTING OVER!

Page 1
Copycat: Am I in yet?
Scott Green: I am blown away by your brilliancy...
Bauzi: Maybe you speak Schnitzel?
Kevmasterfantasticdeluxedoublestrength: This thread is heaven.

Page 47-50
Thanks to Knowname and Kev, the grammar lesson STILL CONTINUES.
Crack mispells "mispell"
Greggus gets all up in his shiznit with links and ortographs and shit, yo.
Everyone talks about Crack's (or Kiki's?) masturbation problem.
guy proposes a "jerk-circle", then pretends to be kidding a little too late.

Page 51
melee: I never say anything quote-worthy.
Kiki: What is this faggotry?
Omega: My spoon's too big!
Copycat: [eat popcorn]

Page 52
melee: I hate you.
guy07: Niwa, are you trying to say that there's a party in your pants and we're invited?
Niwa-kun: Yes.
Greggus: No, he means my pants.
Niwa-kun: haha, I'm definitely in.

Page 53
Servo10108675309: Hey Crackerz and everyone else not worth mentioning.
WC Annihilus: I was trying to get in but she wouldn't stop screaming and flailing her arms. Good thing I had some chloroform on hand.
guy07: YOUR SICK!!!!
Scott Green: What's going on?

Page 54-59
Moonie gets official lurker status.
The banner gets an unnecessary number of changes.
The project has officially become the bunny MEP.
Niwa rapes a rabbit, which is Sky, which gets Greg jealous, so he starts raping cows...And guy is drunk...again. (I don't know, I was skimming at this point.)
Bauzi takes action and enforces a deadline.
More molestings/rapings/banners take place.
Crack rises from a pile of zombies and says, "CrackTheSky and friends presents" and we all dance to Thriller.
Guy puts out a beta that everyone hates.
Bauzi offers a tutorial on how to make your bunny pictures prettier.
A legend is born.
The thread dies for awhile.
Everyone blames Greg...or guy...or Niwa's mom.

[Honestly, at this point I was getting too sick to continue, so for a break I just went and summarized some other MEP...]

-Project Elysium: The Basshunter MEP in a Nutshell-

Page 15
Moonie: Probably need to shave somewhere.
Chiikaboom: This MEP will be renamed "THE TOTALLY MOST SMEXXORFIED MEP TO EVAR GRACE THE EARTHZ PRESENCE THE SAMMY AND KICKASS MEP WHICH COMBINE TO MAKE THE MEP CALLED THE SAMASS MEP!"
Batto!: It's a shame I was kicked out.
[Then there is much spam.]
[Chii lays down the law on the spam.]
[Everyone starts talking about their tracks and they don't rape a single thing.]
[...Boring!]

>We now rejoin Project Gateway, already in progress...

Page 60
guy07: I'M BRINGING SEXY BACK!
Greggus: Oh my god, no, stop! I'm submerged! Have mercy!
Niwa-kun: Climax!
Bauzi: What is 'flailing' again?

Page 61-62
guy07: I just got my flu shot. *smashes a bottle over his head*
Bauzi: Beta is beta. He gets a loli.
Omega: SANTA WINS THE INTERNET FOR READING MY MIND!
melee: Why am I the only one getting physically abused by Santa?

Page 63
Greggus: Spanglish is a mucho crappy movie.
Copycat: Was ist "English"? Was heißt das? Ein Käse?
Kaxi: Don't make me vomit Hungarian words all over this thread!

Page 64
Crack: You're definitely on the right track.
guy07: SO I CAN STEAL IT AND BURN IT!
Kariudo: They're coming to take me away, ha ha
Crack: Gonna have to pull something out of my ass by Wednesday :/
Moonie: Sick bastid.

Page 65
Greggus: I am a teapot?
melee: Gonna have to pull something out of my ass by Monday :/

Page 66
Niwa-kun: Candy whip.
Greggus: That would actually be really cool. I mean, TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL!
Copycat: *sighs*
guy07: My net is sucking serious ass.

Page 67
Greggus: No I don't know what Post-Modernist means. Chill, Goddamnit!
Scott Green: #1000 *Epic Post*

Post 1002
Omega: Btw, we need a summary of the 1000 posts :/ *looks at copycat*

And so it is done...
(btw, the first 39 pages are unchanged)

Copycat_Revolver · Post by **Copycat_Revolver** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 10:05 am

Yeah, it's a double post. What of it?

betas?
@Scott: Much better than before. However I really liked the very end as it was before without the lipsync. And the colored piano keys are a little strange, but I still like 'em. Otherwise, what everybody else said.

@guy: The screams man, the screams. You got rid of the other one I really liked. Maybe I'd be able to offer suggestions if I'd ever seen this movie... The very end made me laugh. Keep that, just make it slightly less "Aaagh, my eyes!" like Kaxi said. And the earth spinning away, any way you could get rid of the rectangle around it? Otherwise, what everybody else said, even when it it contradicts me.

I'll watch the other betas tonight, and maybe work on mine.

Scott Green · Post by **Scott Green** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 10:13 am

Copycat_Revolver wrote:up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, B, A, Select, Start...
CrackTheSky and Friends wrote:*summary shit*
And so it is done...

No cheatcodes allowed X_X
Wow I love you :O
*got killed by Zombies, probably gay Zombies :O - don't remember that ---> "What's going on?"

Copycat_Revolver wrote:Otherwise, what everybody else said.

I hate that phrase I hate you X/
Don't you evar say that again, it's just not helpfull :O

btw: Niwas Avatar is back on turkey XD

Copycat_Revolver · Post by **Copycat_Revolver** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 10:20 am

That's code for "I didn't have much to say and didn't actually read what everyone else wrote (well, I kind of skimmed it), but I assume they must have said something more intelligent that what I'd come up with so listen to them cuz they're cool...whoever they may be."

Turkey is a what now?

Bauzi · Post by **Bauzi** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 2:57 pm

up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, B, A, Select, Start...

Why do you post randomn titles of Deftone´s songs?

*looks on extern hdd*
Oh the song I mean is:
U, U, D, D, L, R, L, R, A, B, Select, Start

Nevermind...

Thx for this awesome summary! Again.

This thread is truely legend.

I don´t "btw: Niwas Avatar is back on turkey XD" <-- wtf?

CrackTheSky · Post by **CrackTheSky** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 3:56 pm

Bauzi wrote:
up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, B, A, Select, Start...
Why do you post randomn titles of Deftone´s songs?

That's the infamous "Konami code" for the NES.

Bauzi · Post by **Bauzi** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 3:58 pm

The only cheat I remeber is for Sonic 1:
U,D,L,R,A (or B or C)

Tell me more about the "Konami code" =O

Kariudo · Post by **Kariudo** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 4:03 pm

computer still isn't back to where it was a few days ago (meaning I can't really overclock it), but I got it working well enough to render a beta if y'all want one....
but be warned that it's just straight cuts right now