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by godix » Sat Sep 11, 2010 11:44 am
I haven't seen anything this horrible and disgusting since I watched video of my wedding night. That night was nauseating. There were fat rolls bouncing everywhere, the bed vibrated from resonance even more than the Tacoma Narrows Bridge. I can only hang my head in shame at the part where I yelled 'Transformers ain't got nothing on this Beast War!' Then there were the problems with lubrication. I dunno, perhaps we just used to much crisco, but I just couldn't keep the old sausage where it was supposed to go. In the end, I had to resort to yelling 'Satan guide my cock!' and just jamming it wherever I could. I think I ended up impregnating her belly button. The entire thing ended with me yelling 'OH KENZICHU!' just as I blew my load, which is pretty astounding considering this was years before I met Kenzi. The night was a disaster, but I gotta give props to her dad. Not many father in laws would sit quietly in the corner taping his daughters wedding night romp. I have no idea how he refrained from comment when I pulled out the the riding crop and peg leg. The man is a saint.
Anyway, point is, DtG can't beat out that horribleness, but it comes close. This is truly a project with the appropriate level of dignity, taste, and respect which I deserve. I'd still rather have nude kenzi pics though.
u grumpy old man. 
this MEP.
