Family

musclebobbuffpants · Post by **musclebobbuffpants** » Sat Aug 16, 2003 5:55 pm

I just realised that my family has alot of mysteries....ok first ill start off with my grndparents....my grandpa had a wife with 3 kids and then she died,and then he married my grandma and had 2 kids (my dad and aunt) and one of the 3 kids is my long lost uncle

still havent seen him yet

ok now to my moms side,my grandma married my grandpa and had 2 kids and then they broke up when my mom was 4 and then my grandma married someone else and had 1 baby,he abused my grandma and stuff,so they got a divorce and then my mom,aunt and grandma moved back and forth from minnesota and oklahoma(my home state) I dont know why,when my mom was 14 I think my grandma kicked my mom out of the house and then she went to go live with my grandpa,my grandpa married someone and had 1 kid I think,im still not sure about that,

and my moms sister had a kid and she abbandoned him and his dad when my cousin was 1 or 2,and she would see him but she would have to see her X,and now she saids that its been too long and she doesnt know what to say,and at one of my b-day partys,my cousin and my aunt were both at my party,she tried to avoid him,and my cousin didnt kow what to call her...mom or her real name

and my aunt was a real bitch a long time ago,she was into hitler and insulted everyone and stuff,and then I didnt see her for like 3 years and then I saw her and she was so nice,she liked cpus,she was good at drawing,and she was funny too

but a long time ago she claimed to be a lesbian,but im not sure about that anymore

and my cousin is cool too,he can draw good and he likes anime....and my grandma has a pretty crappy life too

when she lved in oklahoma she had a little house,she lived with her dog,she didnt have a car so she had to ride the bus....so later that year she moved to missouri,I never get to see her

and my mom and dad are still together,my mom saw how much divorce ruined her life so she didnt want it to happen to me and my brother and sister...oh and my dads sister's husband was married a long time ago and he had 1 kid and he had to take him,and then he married my aunt and his son got arrested for robbing a store and he has been in jail for a long a$$ time

and thats about all I can think of now...so this is pretty much my life story

Org Profile · Post by **Otohiko** » Sat Aug 16, 2003 6:02 pm

A lesbian into Hitler. That's too good to be true.

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By the way, using proper grammar would make the story a tad more readable.

musclebobbuffpants · Post by **musclebobbuffpants** » Sat Aug 16, 2003 6:04 pm

Otohiko wrote:

A lesbian into Hitler. That's too good to be true.

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By the way, using proper grammar would make the story a tad more readable.

I dont think she is a lesbo and I know shes not into hitler,and I suck at spelling

Summanaro · Post by **Summanaro** » Sat Aug 16, 2003 6:15 pm

Might I say that you have one really fucked up family

Even more so than mine....

Arigatomina · Post by **Arigatomina** » Sat Aug 16, 2003 7:54 pm

Heh, sounds like my family. They've got more dark secrets than any I've read about. One of these days I'll have to make it into a novel.

Let's just say it could be worse - you could have nearly a century of abuse, incest, adultery, murder, violence and federal to petty offenses - to the point where just making a family tree is one of the hardest assignments any child in my family could get. I spent fifteen minutes explaining to a teacher once before I was excused from that one. And my sister had to make up a nice fake little outline to keep from revealing any of the dark truths. ^_^ It's great to know your family could have starred in a true life soap opera (with such a high rating that it could only be shown on HBO or payper view). ^_~

pyro_256 · Post by **pyro_256** » Sat Aug 16, 2003 9:43 pm

my family's mostly normal, with the exception that they REALLY enjoy teasing people. my brother almost never goes to a relatives' houses, and when he does, my cousins make fun of him until he's almost crying. then EVERYONE makes fun of my sister. my aunt even called her a slut when she was there.

musclebobbuffpants · Post by **musclebobbuffpants** » Sat Aug 16, 2003 9:54 pm

pyro_256 wrote:my family's mostly normal, with the exception that they REALLY enjoy teasing people. my brother almost never goes to a relatives' houses, and when he does, my cousins make fun of him until he's almost crying. then EVERYONE makes fun of my sister. my aunt even called her a slut when she was there.

hmmm.I rest my case

WholeLottaChoas · Post by **WholeLottaChoas** » Sat Aug 16, 2003 10:05 pm

Or worse you could have a sister that IS a slut and a brother that is a jerk to you and only you for no picticular reason and have two parents who dont know what the hell to do with them so when they left for collegde they said "good luck" and mumbled good riddance

*sigh* and worst of all I miss them

NME · Post by **NME** » Sat Aug 16, 2003 10:27 pm

Or you're all inbreds with self esteem problems.

That's probably it.

musclebobbuffpants · Post by **musclebobbuffpants** » Sat Aug 16, 2003 10:33 pm

or no family at all