The official “Win a date with Mr. Pilkington” thread.

[Kakashis Lover]

Hmm... I seem to fit said criteria. I have no clue what Wasabi is though.

Dave? Is he your boyfriend? I don't like sharing.

Ack! GA! That's a looooong drive.

[Warpwind]

Hmm... I seem to fit said criteria. I have no clue what Wasabi is though.

Dave? Is he your boyfriend? I don't like sharing.

Ack! GA! That's a looooong drive.

Wasabi is an incredibly hot sauce you eat with Sushi... and no I don't like it I prefer my tongue non-numb.

But I still fit all said criteria bar that one.
Anyway I'm on the other side of the world to you practically.

So I'll just join Satomi and stomp on you.

[Propyro]

Hey,

but serioulsy ... you can try going for a double date like a good deal of us do all the time. hell, give righty and lefty a call, i'm sure they won't mind.

/|\

Your sexual refrences offend me, as a concerned parent I feel it is my right, NAY my civil duty to demand from Phade that your posts be given a rating of PG-14 so that younger fourm browsers will not be subjuected to this.

If my demands are not met I would be forced to take seek legal action against the Cartoon network......errr AnimeMusicVideos.org.

J-0080.

lmao ... look at it this way ... i could have been severll times more vulgar then that ... and for one of my jokes it was tuned down quite a bit

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[Arigatomina]

The contest goes as such: Describe your ideal first date, as you would like to go on with me. Include all turn-ons/offs. The winner will be chosen depending on the life of the thread and the reactions received.

The rules:
You must be female.
You must be of legal consenting age (18+)
You must be intelligent, but maturity is optional
You must be willing to tolerate insane actions of sheer randomness.

You mustn’t be allergic to fish or shellfish.

I don't like fish...or slimy things that get sucked out of a shell...

You must however like Wasabi (or be willing to try it)

A really hot sauce, eh? I use mild sauce at Taco Bell...

You must be willing to try my cooking; no matter how many spoons it may melt/devour.
You are not obligated to call back. In fact I wouldn’t blame you.
You must keep me (during out date) from doing life threatening acts of stupidity. “Hey lets go get plotzed and water-ski behind strangers boats!”

You do not have to like or tolerate Dave’ Insanity. But you do have to accept fact that I do, and avidly.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Finally,
Don’t steal my shit!

My turn-ons:
Cool breezes
Hentai
Insanity Wings
Brainy women
Nerdy/geeky women

Okay, I'm female, old enough to know better and young enough not to care, but this list looks iffy. Hot sauce and fish? Um....no.

Besides that, I don't really like dating - my ideal date consists of us playing pool, eating at some cheap Chinese restaurant, and maybe hanging out at a night club afterward - and the first two are *not* optional. Of course, we could always stay home and play games, but that's boring, right?

Yeah, good luck on your search, dear. ^_^

[PS: My turn-offs are:
closeminded men
bossy men
men who want me to watch porn with them before the 3rd date
men who bash the things I like for no reason
feel-her-uppers (in other words, pushy uninvited groping)
heavily overweight men who want to make out (eh.....)
jailbait
men who can only talk about sex
and men who don't talk and spend the entire time staring (creepy...)]

[Mr Pilkington]

Sorry, but I don't qualify (17). I guess I shouldn't have posted, but I felt pity.

Pity is better than nothing. But the age issue.....

I qualify (19 and female) but not interested. Just felt like stomping on your heart a bit.

Hmm... I seem to fit said criteria. I have no clue what Wasabi is though.

Dave? Is he your boyfriend? I don't like sharing.

Ack! GA! That's a looooong drive.

Wasabi is an awesome paste like substance that when combine with soy creates a wonderful garnish to sashimi or any meal for that matter. But nay is it hot, so much as just down right painful. When those mustard fumes hit you nasal cavity.... Oh yeah.....
Dave is the almighty god of fire. Be brings pain and suffering to those foolish enough to try his cooking. As per the drive.... I am willing to relocate

Wasabi is an incredibly hot sauce you eat with Sushi... and no I don't like it I prefer my tongue non-numb.

But I still fit all said criteria bar that one.
Anyway I'm on the other side of the world to you practically.

So I'll just join Satomi and stomp on you.

Wasabi is hardly hot, it just painful (as stated above).
As for the rest:
x3

Okay, I'm female, old enough to know better and young enough not to care, but this list looks iffy. Hot sauce and fish? Um....no.

Besides that, I don't really like dating - my ideal date consists of us playing pool, eating at some cheap Chinese restaurant, and maybe hanging out at a night club afterward - and the first two are *not* optional. Of course, we could always stay home and play games, but that's boring, right?

Yeah, good luck on your search, dear. ^_^

[PS: My turn-offs are:
closeminded men
bossy men
men who want me to watch porn with them before the 3rd date
men who bash the things I like for no reason
feel-her-uppers (in other words, pushy uninvited groping)
heavily overweight men who want to make out (eh.....)
jailbait
men who can only talk about sex
and men who don't talk and spend the entire time staring (creepy...)]

No one said there would a mixing of hotsauce and fish, that's just nasty. As for the ideal date, toss in a side of Steamed Potsickers and make the club houseband "Rushstreet" and now were talking!
"...and the first two are *not* optional" - Who said they were? Just find me a Chinese place that doesn't mind me importing "cup 'o death" (aka: wasabi) and it's a deal.
"Men who want me to watch porn with them before the 3rd date" - That's really more of a 5th date scenario.




I think we have found a new current 1st place. (Sorry Propyro. ) But the contest is far from over.

[El Banana]

You need to advertise

Post pictures, preferably with a shirt and pants on. The girls may not mind, but those of us following this thread with morbid interest are most likely to be repulsed by any such spectacle.

[Mr Pilkington]

You need to advertise

Post pictures, preferably with a shirt and pants on.

I'm not trying to scare them away!!

I guess you could check here *~*

[Kakashis Lover]

hehehe, I looked ^_~

Also, Wasabi sounds interesting...

[Mr Pilkington]

hehehe, I looked ^_~

Also, Wasabi sounds interesting...

<acting dumb>
Looked? What do you mean?
</isn't really acting>

[Kakashis Lover]

Ahh... It's a secret and if I tell you, then I'll have to kill you.