Why are there so few good Rei and Rei/Shinji videos?

Rozard · Post by **Rozard** » Fri Jan 10, 2003 12:49 pm

the Black Monarch wrote:
Eurononymous wrote:Shinji teabagged Rei in her sleep.
Teabagged? What does that mean?

Don't think to hard about it. He dunked his "teabags" into her "cup."

Hint: Rei's "cup" is her mouth

the Black Monarch · Post by **the Black Monarch** » Fri Jan 10, 2003 2:25 pm

What kind of fuckin psycho are you? He did that to Asuka, not Rei! Didn't you see EOE?

Rozard · Post by **Rozard** » Fri Jan 10, 2003 10:52 pm

Who are you talking to? If you're talking to me, yes I've seen EoE. I own it as well, and plan to make a video soon. I know he doesn't teabag Rei, and he doesn't do it to Asuka either. He just decides to polish one off in front of her comatose body, that's all. I was simply explaining what teabagging was.

Pie Row Maniac · Post by **Pie Row Maniac** » Sat Jan 11, 2003 1:00 am

Rei:
Emotionless, cold, rarely talks, would make a good mop considering her hair style and lack of complaining about things like that. To be blunt, a robot.

Shinji:
Almost F.U.B.A.R. (Fucked Up Beyond All Repair)
He's confused, a teenager (hormones-a-poppin), and has a hard time talking to people.

Yeah, these two are perfect for each other(?)

Also, the whole mom-son thing would be too damn weird, IMO.

NME · Post by **NME** » Sat Jan 11, 2003 1:03 am

INCEST IS FUN.

BUT TWINCEST IS TWICE TEH FUN!

Don't make me post a pic. You goddamn commies.

Mr Pilkington · Post by **Mr Pilkington** » Sat Jan 11, 2003 2:25 am

Look, I fail to see why this thread continues!! It's quite simple. Rei is totally not shinji's type. 1.) She's female 2.) Shinji is a whiny bitch and not even she would put up with his shit. And C.) Shinj is Karou's bitch. I mean people, the facts are all there! Karou fucked Shinji in the ass, then gave him pirate eye. There is no discussion.

the Black Monarch · Post by **the Black Monarch** » Sat Jan 11, 2003 2:36 am

Pie Row Maniac wrote:Rei:
Emotionless,

Bullshit,

Pie Row Maniac wrote:cold,

bullshit,

Pie Row Maniac wrote:rarely talks,

only talks when something needs to be said,

Pie Row Maniac wrote:would make a good mop considering her hair style and lack of complaining about things like that.

Asuka's hair looks WAY more like a mop than Rei's.

Pie Row Maniac wrote:To be blunt, a robot.

To be blunt, you're a dumbass.

Pie Row Maniac wrote:Shinji:
Almost F.U.B.A.R. (Fucked Up Beyond All Repair).

"Almost"?

Pie Row Maniac wrote:He's confused, a teenager (hormones-a-poppin),

Or in other words, completely normal for someone his age...

Pie Row Maniac wrote:and has a hard time talking to people.

Only when he gets really freaked out.

Pie Row Maniac wrote:Yeah, these two are perfect for each other(?)

They seem to like each other enough for one rather beautiful scene in the movie...

Pie Row Maniac wrote:Also, the whole mom-son thing would be too damn weird, IMO.

What mom-son thing? Yui is alive and well in Unit 01, or so I'm told, and Rei seems to have some Angel heritage.

Pie Row Maniac · Post by **Pie Row Maniac** » Sat Jan 11, 2003 2:44 am

Frankly, sir, I don't appreciate being called a dumbass.

... wow standing up for yourself feels good.

kthulhu · Post by **kthulhu** » Sat Jan 11, 2003 3:11 am

You shut your useless yap, you dumb La Grander!

mexicanjunior · Post by **mexicanjunior** » Sat Jan 11, 2003 12:04 pm

Rozard wrote: He just decides to polish one off in front of her comatose body, that's all.

Yup, polished the helmet Big Dave style.