That sounds so depressingly familiar.inanitydishamen wrote:...a pasty-faced fatass kid from a small town in Oregon.

Onideus_Mad_Hatter wrote:There is a certain amount of data that I have which pertains to straight scientific facts if that's what you're interested in. One of the most "popular" aspects is my immunity to most biotoxins, diseases, etc. One of my favorite things to show people is what I call the sting test. Basically I find a wasp, yellow jacket, hornet, whatever and then aggravate it until it stings me. I give it ample time to inject as much of it's poison as it can before I end it. Once ended I let people marvel at how there is no swelling, no histamine reaction at all, because it's poison has no effect on me. Also for fun I like sharing drinks with people who are sick, just to show off the fact that I'm immune to human diseases. Aside from that I also posses a variety of physical abilities which are well beyond that of a human. Although admittedly they are not nearly as good as they could be (mostly because I don't take the effort to really develop them). I have spent some time maximizing the ability of my right arm though, it's quite something to behold, seeing how fast I can punch. I'm also much tougher built than humans, stronger bone structure and the like. I once got hit head on by a car going around 30mph, painful, but it didn't break any bones. In fact in my entire life, despite my sometimes reckless behavior, I've never broken a bone. In all honestly, I'm not even entirely sure if they can be broken. That's not to say I don't feel pain though. And my skin is not all that powerful. The one time I actually hit a semi-solid object at full force with my right arm, yeah, didn't break any bones, but my ENTIRE fist was completely bruised over from the impact of the hit. Aside from the physical I also posses a variety of mental abilities. I can think on levels that most humans can't, it's hard to really measure though because you humans think a certain way and all of your mental tests are designed to test intelligence within that way of thinking. That's why when I take classes and such I usually get mediocre grades however in practical application of the knowledge I can greatly excel beyond any human. I also have occasional moments of clarity in which I have access to knowledge and understanding even beyond my normal capacity, usually doesn't last more than a few hours. In that time I can create rather incredible things, but after the moment is gone I usually lose most of the understanding that it took to create them. Although I don't have it up online anymore, the labyrinth I created for my Insanity Now site is a perfect example. I no longer understand the math that I used to create the labyrinth so I haven't been able to expand or improve upon it, which is why I don't have it up anymore. It was uh...something about seeing the beginnings in the ends and something about inversion and reflection of the pathways...but there was something else about the pathways, a way of seeing them that I can't now. It was sorta like seeing a pile of rope, all twisted, gnarled, and knotted together, but it somehow made sense on a mathematical level...*shrugs*...anyway.
There are a lot of other examples I could give, but the bottom line is that I am simply more than human, on a variety of levels, most of which even I do not fully understand.
AAAAHHHH I'M PARANOID!!!Tab. wrote:Holy shit, you really are paranoid. That's hilarious.
That's funny, I could have sworn I said it wasn't really like a demon and that's why I went into a long drawn out 3 paragraph discussion about what it really was...a conceptual. Calling it a demon is just easier for those with simple minds to grasp...plus let's face it, it sounds cooler. `, )Apparently you've got a bad case of selective attention, or are just really bad at reading into things, else you would've noticed that your 'demon' is already accounted for by pretty much every philosophy I've seen and based on the way they define what you describe, your demon would be far from a perfect source![]()
Oh so you think everything I'm saying is the gospel then, huh? Word from on high yo, Mad Hatter 0wnz ALL! ^_^controversely, you should've noticed that I considered humans as having higher aspects, from which true divine inspiration could originate. Thus, everything I've been saying totally contradicts your weird backwards hypothesis that by observing your 'interesting' beliefs I'm trying to somehow prove you wrong.
...smart enough to know a nasty lil secret involving you and some other semireg on this board. You think I don't know though, he, he, he...let's keep you thinking that way.That demon isn't too smart.
Are you STILL on that whole kick? About how no religion is true and everyone is just a bunch of wandering crazies?Since you entirely missed what I was trying to say here:I'll restate it, in new demon-readable form.So far I'm just tossin out a bunch of pieces of different philosophies I've read up on, and then interpreting your responses through them and through your own proposed philosophy.
Basically, ever since you started talking about your demon I've been doing nothing but observing for the simple reason of learning. In such, I've thrown out some other stuff that I've gathered from here and there and seeing how you account for or respond to that according to your.. unique.. ideas. Then I take your response, compare it to a bunch of said philosophies, and also interpet it through itself, in order to get a hold of the nature of your condition.
Oh come now, certainly you can't be so naive. Did you forget who you were speaking to? I'm considered to be one of the best social engineering hackers on the entire face of the planet. You're not interested in the psychology of me, we both know full well that's just a load of bullshit.Someone comes up with claims that they're a demon and believes it as much as you do, when you study the mind as much as I do, fuck yeah I'm gonna listen.
He, he, he...careful, your hypocrisy is showing. ^_^Yeah, good job on knowing me through forum posts on the internet.
Actually I'm originally from southern California and currently I'm in Washington. And personally, being a white bread cracker is more desirable than being, uh...well pretty much anything else. Not that I'm racist mind you, it's just a matter of personal preference. And as for the fat accusations, uh, I've been skinnier more often than over weight. Unlike you humans I have the ability to change my weight pretty easily. Just this past year I dropped over 50 pounds. And next year I'll lose another 50. Then I figure I'll spend a decade or two skinny, then maybe go back to being a lil overweight. I've got options. Most of you humans though...you don't. Either you're just overweight and that's the way you are, or you're skinny, and that's the way you are.inanitydishamen wrote:Of course the demon isn't very smart.
Come on, it possessed a pasty-faced fatass kid from a small town in Oregon.
Again, not a demon.It probably got kicked the fuck off the astral plane for not being good enough at being a demon or some shit.
Because I'm one of the only people on the planet whose capable of even allowing such a thing to happen. My will, which is beyond the abilities I've gained, is probably one of the greatest forces on this whole planet. Only a pathetic, lowly, stupid human like you would think that a demon would want something as inconsequential as money or political power...*snicker*...power over the election of senseless cattle...oh yeah, boy THERE'S something to go for.Seriously. Just think about it for one second. If you're going to possess someone, why don't you possess someone with power, money, political pull? Not some dumbass kid from a backwater town.
Your God is a lie. But hey, don't let that get in the way of believing. ^_^God is the way.
...isn't "The Way" some kind of freakish Christian or Mormon faction group? Sorta like that one group that thought spaceships were gonna come down and get them and they killed themselves with cyanide laced Kool-aid.We just can't find the entrance to the way.
Maybe you should stop tyring to talk TO me and start talking WITH me...you might find it makes a diffeence. ^_^Savia wrote:I think that that last post has finally convinced me that trying to talk to you on any level is a waste of time.
Accusing someone on a level as close to a living God as you can get of being egotistical is um...kinda funny!Your own self-importance and pride overwhelm anything useful you might have to say.
Unlike you humans, emotions are only a form of recreation for me, not a way of life. Because of that, my potential is limitless.It makes me sad to think that someone with great potential coud be stopped from doing so much by small, human flaws such as these.
Secretly I wish...however I've never found anyone who could. Do you have any idea how much I would enjoy having a rival? Someone who I could verbally spar with on my level? Don't get me wrong, there are some in the past who have come close. Iceknife and I back in the AHM/AUK wars had a few good scraps. One post after another, each totaling over 900 new lines of text slamming in at a rate no one else could even begin to keep up with. It was truly glorious let me tell you, but alas, Iceknife couldn't hold it together for more than a dozen posts.Please don't reply to this as I will not be replying back until you realise that there is a possibility that others are as good as, if not better than, you.