Pedophilia, a new low or an old high.

KhayotiK · Post by **KhayotiK** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 10:15 pm

flint_the_dwarf wrote:
jonmartensen wrote:Even the "That's a pretty big word for a ten year old" one?

SS5_Majin_Bebi · Post by **SS5_Majin_Bebi** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 10:15 pm

KhayotiK wrote:
flint_the_dwarf wrote:
jonmartensen wrote:Even the "That's a pretty big word for a ten year old" one?

Evil Urchin · Post by **Evil Urchin** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 10:26 pm

I fail to see the problem with such jokes as long as they don't serve to promote pedophilia in any way. I know I thought that photoshop phriday was funny....

Flint the Dwarf · Post by **Flint the Dwarf** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 10:29 pm

Evil Urchin wrote:I fail to see the problem with such jokes as long as they don't serve to promote pedophilia in any way. I know I thought that photoshop phriday was funny....

jonmartensen · Post by **jonmartensen** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 10:29 pm

flint_the_dwarf wrote:
jonmartensen wrote:Even the "That's a pretty big word for a ten year old" one?

What about "Dead baby" jokes?

Flint the Dwarf · Post by **Flint the Dwarf** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 10:33 pm

jonmartensen wrote:
flint_the_dwarf wrote:
jonmartensen wrote:Even the "That's a pretty big word for a ten year old" one?

What about "Dead baby" jokes?

Necrophilia + pedophilia = wtf Jon you bitch

Arigatomina · Post by **Arigatomina** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 10:35 pm

jonmartensen wrote:What about "Dead baby" jokes?

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the chicken! Wark-wark!

Yeah...not very funny.

Evil Urchin · Post by **Evil Urchin** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 10:35 pm

Dead baby jokes are not pedophilia. They are sick and twisted, but not pedophilia, as there is nothing sexual whatsoever about them, thank God. All we need is even more disturbing dead baby jokes.

jonmartensen · Post by **jonmartensen** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 10:37 pm

flint_the_dwarf wrote:
jonmartensen wrote:
flint_the_dwarf wrote:
jonmartensen wrote:Even the "That's a pretty big word for a ten year old" one?

What about "Dead baby" jokes?
Necrophilia + pedophilia = wtf Jon you bitch

How do you make a dead baby float?

2 scoops ice cream
1 scoop dead baby
root beer

or

Take your foot off its head.

jonmartensen · Post by **jonmartensen** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 10:40 pm

There's a whole thread devoted to Bad Jokes over at BCP

How many gay guys does it take to put in a light bulb?
Only one...but it takes an entire Emergency Room to get it out.

And a long one

Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a
sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries
down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing
a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the
window shouting to the firemen below.

FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able
to catch you.
LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here.
FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him.
LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby.

Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me
have the bullhorn."

JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco
49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby
down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living.

Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby
down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes
and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this
and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area,
fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over
the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby.
The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch.
So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two
step and then spikes the baby.