THESE BUMPER STICKERS R COOOL!!!!

[BrahRizor]

my child sold drugs to your honor student

[TruIdiotsPlaysmArt]

Nothing is illegal until you get caught.
Horn Broke. Watch For Finger
Your child may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot.
Stop Reading My Bumper Stickers and DRIVE!

[CliffD]

"I want to die in my sleep, just like my Grandpa . . . instead of yelling and screaming, just like the passengers in his car!"

[azulmagia]

Here are some good ones but they are not bumper stickers as such but office humour:

"When I first started working, I used to dream of the day when I might be earning the salary I'm starving on now."

"Engage brain before starting tongue"

(Image of middle finger on fax sheet) "Strong letter will follow"

"Lonesome? Like to meet new people? Like a change? Like excitement? Like a new job?....Just SCREW UP one more time!"

"When you are up to your ass in alligators, it is difficult to remind yourself that your initial objective was to drain the swamp!"

(Image of a bunch of guys laughing) "We have read your proposal...and are giving it serious consideration!"

"It's difficult to soar with eagles when you work with turkeys!"

"Doing a good job here is like wetting your pants in a dark suit. You get a warm feeling but no one else notices."

"People who think they know everything are particularly aggravating to those of us who do."

"The [insert name of any political party here] Party has chosen the condom as its new symbol; because it stands for inflation, halts production, gives protection to a bunch of pricks and give one a false sense of security while you're being screwed."

[Dannywilson]

I used to have this one on my car:

"Eagles may soar, but a Weasel never gets sucked into a jet engine."

[Pie Row Maniac]

[TruIdiotsPlaysmArt]

FOLLOW THAT CAR, GODZILLIA -- AND STEP ON IT !!

I put in contacts for this?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Before giving someone a piece of mind be sure you have enough to spare!

Surgeon Generals Warning: Smoking is bad for you. You always known

that, just like everybody else. So if you do it for 20 or 30 years, don't

come crying to the courts if it makes you sick. How stupid are you
anyways?

[Dannywilson]

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

I used to have that one on my car too!

[digital_monk]

hey! wut ur the best, funniest, wierdest, ETC sentences u've seen on a bumper sticker??

I'm just curious, did you actually pass your English classes in school, or did you just hump your teachers for C's?

[pmfreak]

here's a good one...