I dislike porn. I have no idea why. But if I'm watching two people go at it it's just like somebody screaming. "Oho! See how you're doing it all wrong?!"
Plus, it doesn't help that whenever I look at a porn video, it's usually loq budget and I'm sitting there angry/laughing at whatever it is they screwed up on in the movie. For example, the last porn I watched when we had a channel descrambler, was this one with a Black cowboy dude trying to "make peace" between him and the native americans, so he was going to bang the chief's daughter.
But when they were in the teepee, you could clearly hear construction going on outside, int he form of trucks and cranes and that annoying beeping when hugeass cars go into reverse... AND THOSE AREN'T SUPPOSED TO EXIST IN THIS MOVIE D:
Most of the other porn I see is just like 30 minute blowjobs, and let me tell you, the last time I 30 minute blowjob was fun was the left side of never. I've done one. And you want to know what? IT SUCKED(aha, pun).
Just watching one makes me cringe.
Now, hentai. Hentai's refreshing for some reason. For one, it's not real, and two, it doesn't have a whole episode dedicated to a blowjob(I hope), and three, it's a hell of a lot easier to find one that has a decent plot and decent budget than it is for real porn.
Pssst. It's not really trademarked.