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Re: Funny Convos

Postby macchinainterna » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:16 pm

Devo got me good today

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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Pwolf » Mon Apr 09, 2012 12:29 pm

I took an extra day off today to re-coop after being gone for Sakuracon... my Boss messages me:

Boss: NARFs are done (A NARF is a form staff fill out if they need a network account created, changed, or deleted. It's more or less my job to process them... and there were a lot while i was gone).
Me: Awesome! But i'm still not coming into work today.
Boss: Good.
Me: Hope you guys didn't miss me too much.
Boss: You were gone?
Me: Oh, ouch... It burns. It's not even Tuesday (inside joke, Tuesdays tend to be when the gloves come off and no-one is safe from witty remarks)
Boss: It'll hurt more tomorrow.
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Monitor Zombie » Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:34 pm

At AB this weekend -

Me - "I think they're in Main."
Jen - "WHAT?!"
Me - "Not the state! Main events."
Jen - "Ooooooh. Right."
Me - "How do you even screw that up?"
Jen - "You know exactly how I screwed that up, you followed my though process without me having to say anything."
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Jadecavy » Sun Apr 22, 2012 6:53 am

I love DN sometimes. I feel like I accomplished something. First turn he does shit, summons shi en, I take it with mind control, dark hole, etc. Monster reborn it, summon BLS, hit him for 5500. Next turn there's nothing really he can do, so he pulls shit out, attacks, cheats, etc. I call an admin, he calls me some names and leave, so I decided to harass him a bit, conversation's as follows;

jadecavy2: You're a terrible player, how does it feel knowing I effectively beat you in two turns?
jazz55: U SUCK JUST SHUT UP
jadecavy2: Excellent comeback, reflects your intelligence and duelling capabilities perfectly
jazz55: STOP STALKING ME
jadecavy2: That is CLEARLY what I'm doing
jazz55: GO TO HELL
jadecavy2: I'm already headed there, friend
jazz55: NO UR NOT
jazz55: IF U WERE U WOULDVE STOP STALKING ME FOOL
jadecavy2: Heh
jazz55: Apprently u are dumb and stupid
jadecavy2: Yes, clearly I am the dumb and redundant one
jazz55: yes stalking other people so u better quit it
jadecavy2: A) I am very clearly not stalking, more getting back at you for cheating and quitting, and No thank you
jazz55: who cares about quitting and cheating
jazz55: i just want to quit it doesnt matter its just a game only u care u want to win
jadecavy2: Pretty much everyone in this world, friend, so I'd get used to a negative response from similar actions in the future
jazz55: IT DOSENT MATTER ON WHAT I Do
jadecavy2: I think you should go to school
jazz55: Y DONT U GO
jazz55: I FINISHED
jazz55: UR PROBABLY ONLY &
jazz55: 7
jadecavy2: If you've finished, whoever educated you did a piss-poor job of it
jazz55: U PROBABLY DID WORSE
jazz55: U NO UR JUST A BULLY
jadecavy2: Excellent comeback friend, you should be proud
jazz55: STOP BOTHERING ME GO BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE
jadecavy2: It'd be quite easy for you to minimize this chat box and ignore me
jadecavy2: It seems to me that you enjoy the attention
jazz55: ITS ANNOYING
jazz55: IM REPORTING U
jadecavy2: Most likely due to a lack of attention that you get from your parents
jadecavy2: Go ahead
jazz55: SHUT UP
jadecavy2: Maybe if you ask nicely
jazz55: Can u plz stop bothering me Plz
jadecavy2: Type it out in a coherent sentence with proper grammar, punctuation and spelling, and yes, I will.
jazz55: Can you please stop bothering me please?
jadecavy2: The please was redundant, but thank you, yes, I will. In the future, I'd suggest keeping that up, it makes you look far more capable and respectable. Good day.

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Re: Funny Convos

Postby aerotem » Sat May 05, 2012 12:31 am

Ulysses says:
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aerotem says:
ima downscale
like ur moms miscarriage
Ulysses says:
i mean..
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby macchinainterna » Thu May 17, 2012 11:32 pm

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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Amaterasu » Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:18 am

[4:16:25 AM] Kimberly: mm wangss


I TOLD YOU I'D POST IT KIM
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby MycathatesyouAMV » Wed Jun 13, 2012 2:51 am

[3:45:25 AM] Mycathatesyou: My ambition is to sleep with everyone in this chat
[3:45:35 AM] Mycathatesyou: without them realizing it
[3:45:37 AM] Amaterasu: i'll make that a reality baby
Talk to me on skypes and stuffs: Mycathatesyou0000
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Amaterasu » Thu Jun 14, 2012 11:42 pm

[12:42:03 AM] Kimberly: kristyn make me orgasm like ohhhhh
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby macchinainterna » Sun Jun 17, 2012 3:17 pm

Me logging back into a chat room after my Opera browser suddenly crashed.

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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Hopstep » Mon Jun 18, 2012 2:12 am

Well, idk. This just happened at school.
Me and a friend saw a hole on the walls that leads to a room. She took a peek.

Her: I saw our reports on the table.

I took a peek.

Me: I saw someone changing clothes.
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby ngsilver » Tue Jun 26, 2012 2:23 pm

At work (ticket comes into the queue about the front door being open at one of our datacenters. I pull the ticket and message the technician who is currently working there over OCS)

Me: Dude, Man. You're front door is WIDE open!
Me: I didn't realize you swung that way...
Matt: LOL
Me: What did Stephen do to you? (stephen is the other tech on site)
Matt: Can't tell. I'm too ashamed.
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Mkid » Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:44 am

*Going to family reunion Saturday*

Me: Hey mom, should I look Hot? Because theyre might be some hotties there
Mom: Malik its a family Reunion
Me: Yeah and ?
Mom: ....


:asd: I really just felt like messing with her.
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby lloyd9988 » Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:47 am

Mkid wrote:*Going to family reunion Saturday*

Me: Hey mom, should I look Hot? Because theyre might be some hotties there
Mom: Malik its a family Reunion
Me: Yeah and ?
Mom: ....


:asd: I really just felt like messing with her.


:awesome: A part of me feels like you were being half funny, half serious :P
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby gotegenks » Thu Jul 05, 2012 10:29 am

Jadecavy wrote:
jazz55: UR PROBABLY ONLY &
jazz55: 7


i lol'd pretty hard at that.
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