Apparently I started an in-joke with the loss prevention guys at work a few months ago without realizing it. For the past four months, they would ask me if I'd gotten chinese food, or tell me they were getting chinese food. I didn't get it, but I'd play along, because hey, why not?
Tonight I finally asked what it was about, and they thought I had come up with it. They told me that back in May, I walked into their office, asked if someone ordered chinese food, and left. A minute later, they smelled a raunchy fart, and neither one did it. Supposedly I farted in their office and called it chinese food. The next week, Jonathan (the LP supervisor) walks up to me in the break room, ripped a loud fart, and asked if I ordered any chinese food. I was super confused for the next four months.
See, I don't actually remember any of this happening. They said I was playing my game for that first rebuttal, so that one I'm not surprised I didn't notice. I don't remember farting in their office either, but I can believe I'd do that. I probably farted, then got distracted by the smell of chinese food.
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