Funny Convos

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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Jadecavy » Wed May 25, 2011 7:44 pm

Moonlight Soldier wrote:*goes on to discuss the merits of Jesus vs. Thor*

I like your friend. |:>

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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Prodigi » Thu May 26, 2011 8:02 pm


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Re: Funny Convos

Postby trythil » Fri May 27, 2011 1:12 am

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00:54 -!- Yue [~4b465233@synIRC-CE9D0F30.hsd1.co.comcast.net] has joined #AMV
00:55 <trythil> Stirspeare: say hi to Yue
00:56 <Stirspeare> trythil: Saying hi to yue.
00:56 <trythil> Stirspeare: good boy
00:56 <Stirspeare> trythil: The boy i love.
00:56 <trythil> Stirspeare: what the hell
00:56 <Stirspeare> trythil: To hell with you.

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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Prodigi » Sat May 28, 2011 7:01 am

Peter: I always felt in high school that Karl would do something really amazing, like cure cancer, but be really smug about it.
Karl: Yes, me, with absolutely no medical training. Imagine me giving the speech that I'd just cured cancer. I'd open by yelling "THAT'S WHAT'S UP!!" while pointing at myself triumphantly.

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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Moonlight Soldier » Mon May 30, 2011 8:14 pm

Boss: Man, why can't we get free pizza for sponsoring this new place? I mean, we're getting free double downs on Thursday.
Dani: Eh, not really into that. I'm not really into bacon.
Boss: WHAT? How can you not like bacon.
Dani: Well I like sausage
Me: BAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA.

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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Jadecavy » Mon May 30, 2011 8:44 pm

* wuwu (~wuwu@synIRC-A0CFD75A.bchsia.telus.net) has joined #AMV
<Jad|Yuris> goddammit
<Jad|Yuris> I want more girl friends ;_;
<Sanya-nya|PySFML> Maybe that's what I did wrong
<Jad|Yuris> I've concluded I will not find a yuri that good again
<Jad|Yuris> I might as well give up
<Iji|Vindictus> As good as what?
<Sanya-nya|PySFML> Next time I date someone new, I rip Jadecavy's clothes off, hot yuri follows
<wuwu> oO
<Jad|Yuris> after I finish For you, my beloved
<wuwu> the heck did i come in too
<Jad|Yuris> Wait
* Sanya-nya|PySFML yuris wuwu
<Jad|Yuris> this plan sounds good to me
* Jad|Yuris wuwu
* Iji|Vindictus you came into hotness.
<Iji|Vindictus> Hm...
<Jad|Yuris> girl on... potential girl
<Jad|Yuris> on the internet, I can be whatever I want to be
<Arashinome> fag
<Iji|Vindictus> =D
<Sanya-nya|PySFML> XD
<Jad|Yuris> right?
<Jad|Yuris> land of dreams?
* Jad|Yuris Joey
<Sanya-nya|PySFML> Welcome
<Arashinome> Back off Scott5
<Arashinome> I don't hang with that funny shit
<Jad|Yuris> joey
<Jad|Yuris> are you homophobic
<Sanya-nya|PySFML> He's just...
<Sanya-nya|PySFML> "not stoned atm"
<Arashinome> actually
<Arashinome> i'm totally fucking stoned
* wuwu has quit (Quit: )

No idea who that was. :O

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Re: Funny Convos

Postby hasteroth » Tue May 31, 2011 11:58 am

Jadecavy wrote:* wuwu (~wuwu@synIRC-A0CFD75A.bchsia.telus.net) has joined #AMV
<Jad|Yuris> goddammit
<Jad|Yuris> I want more girl friends ;_;
<Sanya-nya|PySFML> Maybe that's what I did wrong
<Jad|Yuris> I've concluded I will not find a yuri that good again
<Jad|Yuris> I might as well give up
<Iji|Vindictus> As good as what?
<Sanya-nya|PySFML> Next time I date someone new, I rip Jadecavy's clothes off, hot yuri follows
<wuwu> oO
<Jad|Yuris> after I finish For you, my beloved
<wuwu> the heck did i come in too
<Jad|Yuris> Wait
* Sanya-nya|PySFML yuris wuwu
<Jad|Yuris> this plan sounds good to me
* Jad|Yuris wuwu
* Iji|Vindictus you came into hotness.
<Iji|Vindictus> Hm...
<Jad|Yuris> girl on... potential girl
<Jad|Yuris> on the internet, I can be whatever I want to be
<Arashinome> fag
<Iji|Vindictus> =D
<Sanya-nya|PySFML> XD
<Jad|Yuris> right?
<Jad|Yuris> land of dreams?
* Jad|Yuris Joey
<Sanya-nya|PySFML> Welcome
<Arashinome> Back off Scott5
<Arashinome> I don't hang with that funny shit
<Jad|Yuris> joey
<Jad|Yuris> are you homophobic
<Sanya-nya|PySFML> He's just...
<Sanya-nya|PySFML> "not stoned atm"
<Arashinome> actually
<Arashinome> i'm totally fucking stoned
* wuwu has quit (Quit: )

No idea who that was. :O


I feel bad for this wuwu person XD
Also Girl Friends is amazing :up: :up: :up:
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Prodigi » Thu Jun 02, 2011 8:24 pm

D - “Hey C-Dawg, can I get you to update a couple of things in the Leave Calculator you made for us?”
C - “Sure… Wait. You guys have renamed these files. Where’s the main file?”
D - “Oh, we called it ‘Better Copy - Updated Quota’.”
C - “I see… I just created a new file and I’ll let you know when I’m finished with the adjustments you want. It will be the file called ‘Leave Calculator v9 - AKA stop renaming my files asshats’.”

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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Moonlight Soldier » Fri Jun 03, 2011 10:37 pm

*reading a story about a mobile dating app that uses GPS to find single people*

Dale: The problem isn't knowing where girls are, it's convincing them to have sex with you.

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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Kitsuner » Sat Jun 04, 2011 1:53 am

Jadecavy wrote:* wuwu has quit (Quit: )

No idea who that was. :O

wuwu's hella old school. He isn't even called wuwu anymore, that's how old school he is.
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Pwolf » Sat Jun 04, 2011 5:47 am

Boss: Lake Tahoe screwed up on their domain name and had to change it from gotahoe.com to gotahoenorth.com.
5min later...
Me: OH I GET IT NOW!

Much laughter from my coworkers ensued.
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Ileia » Sat Jun 04, 2011 10:07 am

Pwolf wrote:Boss: Lake Tahoe screwed up on their domain name and had to change it from gotahoe.com to gotahoenorth.com.
5min later...
Me: OH I GET IT NOW!

Much laughter from my coworkers ensued.


I don't get it.

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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Otohiko » Sat Jun 04, 2011 10:50 am

I lol'd :rofl:
The Birds are using humanity in order to throw something terrifying at this green pig. And then what happens to us all later, that’s simply not important to them…

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Re: Funny Convos

Postby meleechampion » Sat Jun 04, 2011 2:36 pm

... got a hoe?

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Re: Funny Convos

Postby McDirty » Sun Jun 05, 2011 12:57 am

Who da hoe?

Friend: "So you make videos?"
Me: "Well I have a profile called mcdirty."
Friend: "So you make porn?"
Me: "¯\(°_o)/¯"


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