Holy fuck yes, at last a trve black metal MEP.
I have sold my soul to Satan and been baptised in the lake of the blood of a thousand virgins, Deathspell Omega being the faceless priests. I've walked past the gates of hell, Varg Vikernes by my side. I have slept with Attila and Kvarforth at the same time. But nothing even came close to the chills Justin Bieber's new album gave me. Satan himself could be materialised just to create a record and it wouldn't even begin to approach the levels of pure evil this album so easily conveys.
Justin bieber's soul is a wretched and void wasteland of hate and malice. His complete and utter disdain towards humanity is frightening, even to a hardened BM fan such as myself. Justin's music wasnt meant for our ears, it wasnt meant for this planet. Those who blacken their ears with his dark and evil soliloquy's are doomed to a life of loathing and hatred. This music was touched by satan himself.
At the end of his records, I can almost hear the crackling remains of a burned down church, and the moans of a half-burned corpse of a minister whispering empty bible verses to comfort himself untill he passes through the veil of death.HAIL JUSTIN BIEBER, LORD OF TRVE KVLT BLACK METAL, EMISSARY OF SATAN ON EARTH AND HARBRINGER OF THE DEVIL, BOUND TO UNLEASH SATAN'S WRATH IN THE FORM OF A THOUSAND STARVING CROWS UPON THE VIRGIN FLESH OF THE MASSES.