Mao: Uh, yeah. So, I'm supposed to be wearing a bathing suit or lingerie, huh?
Mao: Ok, how 'bout this?
Wurpess: No! Yer dewing it wrong!
Mao: Well, the rules just said that I had to be wearing underwear. They didn't say I had to be wearing it properly.
Wurpess: True. But I don't think that will get you many votes.
Mao: Yeah, yeah.
Wurpess: Got a swimsuit?
Mao: Yep. Brought one just in case. *pulls a small wad of black fabric and string out of her pocket and sets it down*
Wurpess: Cool. We'll start there.
Mao: Gotcha. *goes over to get changed*
Sousuke: *comes over* So how is the SGM doing? Is she almost ready?
Wurpess: Yeah. She's just putting her swimsuit on.
Mao: SHIT! Just dropped my shirt behind the bench. Oh! Hey Sousuke! Could you hand me that swimsuit over there by Wurpess?
Sousuke: *Looks around* Um, SGM. I'm sorry, but I do not see a swimsuit over here. The only thing over here is a pile of black string.
Mao: Yeah. That.
Sousuke: Ma'am, I don't mean to question you, but I do not believe that this. . .
Mao: Huh? Oh thanks. Just set it down on the bench.
Sousuke: Ma'am, I would ask that you please put some clothes on!
Mao: Well, that's why I asked you to hand me the bathing suit.
Sousuke: That's not what I meant.
Mao: Whatever. Just give me the suit. *puts bathing suit on* Ok, let's fucking do this thing!
Sousuke: Um, SGM, I don't mean to be rude, but I believe you need a new swimsuit. That one doesn't appear to fit. It seems a little too small.
Mao: I think it's fine. Why? Are your pants getting too small?
Sousuke: My pants fit just fine. Thank you. But while I appreciate your concern for my comfort, I don't see what my pants have to do with the poor fit of your swimsuit.
*Wurpess and Mao facepalm*
Mao: I'll tell you when you're older. Now lets get this over with. *Goes out to announcers* I'm ready.
Chuck: About time.
Mao: Hey! Don't fucking give me that shit! It wasn't my fault my sponsor was distracted.
Chad: Let's just get on with this.
Mao: Right. *strikes a pose*
Chuck: *whispers to Chad* Is it me, or did her boobs just get bigger? *Chad shrugs*
Mao: Ok, I'm tired. Who's up for a beer?
*Chad and Chuck raise their hands*