Kurz: Ok, if my numbers are correct, it looks like Sousuke is currently in 3rd.
Yomi: Well, that's pretty good.
Wurpess: No it's not! He should be in 1st! Ok, new strategy! *Hands Sousuke a bag* Go put that on. I want you to wear that for the rest of the contest.
Sousuke: Um, yes, Miss Wurpess. *goes and changes*
Mao: You want Sousuke to dress like a Chippendale for the rest of the contest?
Wurpess: YEP!
Mao: What's he going to do, give out lap dances for everyone who votes for him?
Wurpess: Sure!
Kurz: Um, that might deter some of the straight guys from voting for him. Besides, I've seen this guy try to dance, and it ain't pretty. But if you'd like me to fill in for him. . .
Mao: *Kicks Kurz* NO, YOU IDIOT!
Wurpess: *Looks at votes coming in* Some people didn't vote for Link.
Mao: So?
Wurpess: Link does awesome. . . and attractive. And Immorrel's working so hard for him.
Mao: Wurpess, focus! I know you're the big fangirl and all, but Sousuke is your main concern here.
Wurpess: I know, but. . . *Looks at Sousuke, looks over at Link, then

* Tomo, get the camera ready. You'll know what to do.
Tomo: Um. . .ok.
*Wurpess leaves and then comes back with Link and Immorrel*
Wurpess: Link, this is Sousuke. Sousuke this is Link. Tomo, you ready?
Tomo: Oh, I get it. READY!!!
*Wurpess pushes Link into Sousuke, causing them to topple over. Tomo snaps a picture*
Immorrel: You know you just made two of the straightest guys in the competition looks totally gay, right?
Wurpes: YEP!!!

I thought they could use the *Squee* points. *^_^*
Immorrel: *facepalm*
*Link and Sousuke get up*
Sousuke:

I apologize for that.
Link:

*holds up hand as if to say 'no, it's ok. It was my fault'*
Immorrel: What are you guys apologizing for? It was HER fault!
Sousuke: Ah yes. You were the one who pushed this gentleman into me.
*Link, Sousuke and Immorrel glare at Wurpess*
Wurpess: Hehehe. Um, let's go onto Sousuke's next talent. Mao? Kurz?
Kurz: Um, right. Sousuke's next talent. When he tries, he really is quite the dresser.
VOTE SOUSUKE!!!!