*A random girl carrying a yaoi paddle and clutching some black fabric runs out onto the stage followed closely but a guy in a school uniform carrying a gun*
Boy: Where did you get that?! Answer me, or you leave me no choice but to shoot. Where did you get that uniform?!
*Spotlight turns onto the boy holding a gun to the grinning woman's head*
Boy: Huh? What is this?
Girl/Wurpess: Hello! My name is wurpess, and I will be sponsoring Sousuke Sagara.
*Pulls a remote out of her jacket and pushes a button. Pictures appear on the screen behind her.*
Name: Sousuke Sagara
Anime: Full Metal Panic
Age: 16-17 (exact unknown)
Birth Date: unknown
Height: 174cm Weight: 66kg
Blood Type: A
Code Name: URZ-7
Sousuke: What the hell is this? And you never told me where you got that uniform. Answer me!
Wurpess: I'm entering you in the Mister Anime Universe contest. It's like a beauty contest, but for guys. And my comrade, Tomo stole the uniform as payment for sponsoring Sakaki in the Miss Anime Universe contest. So if you do what I say, I MIGHT give it back. *^_^*
Sousuke: So, you want me to do this contest, and if I comply, you will return my uniform?
Wurpess: Well, we'll see. But you obviously have a spare, right?
Sousuke: That's not the point, but very well.
Wurpess: YAY!!!!! *glomps Sousuke*
Sousuke: Miss Wurpess, I can't breathe.
Wurpess: *pulls Sousuke off-stage* Come on! We need to take more pictures!