Chuck: Well we've had quite the show of contestants this year Bob, with a record number of only 15 casualties. This looks to be our best year yet.
Bob: Couldn't agree more Chuck. Hey, wait...*checks the clipboard*...how come I'm not on this list?
Chuck: You don't count, Bob.
Chad: I couldn't agree more with this being a great competition. I just spoke with some of the contestants personally and they all seem to have good things to say.
Bob: What?! You got to speak with them in person?! How come no told me about personal interviews!!!
Chuck: For the same reason you're not allowed in the state of Florida.
Chad: That little "incident" 2 years ago...
Bob: HEY! You can NOT prove it's me behind that cow in those photos!!!
Chuck: All that aside, that still doesn't fix the fact that there's been some delay in the contest.
Bob: Yes. It seems our next contestant, Miss C.C, has yet to appear. I'm afraid if she doesn't show up we'll be forced to disqualify her and her creepy sponsor.
*a cold, sharp chill rips through the announcing booth
Chuck, Bob, Chad: *shudder...
Bob: *gasp! Dear God, I just felt my soul being sucked out of me.
Chuck: Wait. I'm just getting this in. Our next contestant C.C. has finally arrived. Apparently her tardiness is a result of "political matters", whatever that means.
Bob: Here she is, gentleman and - aw, who am I kidding? - just gentleman. Miss C.C.
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