Ever been in a relationship? Probably not. If you have, you'll know it's stupid. If you haven't...well... look at how many people break up! It MUST be stupid!
Introducing... Jade's three easy steps to getting friend zoned!
The friend zone! The perfect protection from crabs, passive aggressive females and numerous other dangerous events! Available with just three easy steps!
1) Treat girls nicely!
2) Always be there for her!
3) Don't get all up in her face 24/7!
With these three simple steps, you can avoid relationships and get your free friend zone TODAY!
Side effects may include: Not being taken seriously, virginity, foreveralone disorder, anxiety, depression, fear of the opposite gender, and internetphelia.











