3 Easy Steps to Getting Friend Zoned!

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3 Easy Steps to Getting Friend Zoned!

Postby Jadecavy » Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:34 pm

Ever been in a relationship? Probably not. If you have, you'll know it's stupid. If you haven't...well... look at how many people break up! It MUST be stupid!

Introducing... Jade's three easy steps to getting friend zoned!

The friend zone! The perfect protection from crabs, passive aggressive females and numerous other dangerous events! Available with just three easy steps!

1) Treat girls nicely!
2) Always be there for her!
3) Don't get all up in her face 24/7!

With these three simple steps, you can avoid relationships and get your free friend zone TODAY!

Side effects may include: Not being taken seriously, virginity, foreveralone disorder, anxiety, depression, fear of the opposite gender, and internetphelia.
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Re: 3 Easy Steps to Getting Friend Zoned!

Postby -MD » Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:38 pm

What you say is no far from the truth.....except.....one....she was smart though. :3 And the BEST. :asd:
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Re: 3 Easy Steps to Getting Friend Zoned!

Postby Otohiko » Mon Apr 25, 2011 10:48 pm

Yeup...

But wait, friend zone isn't always a bad place. Right? Right? >__>
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Re: 3 Easy Steps to Getting Friend Zoned!

Postby Yok/0 » Mon Apr 25, 2011 10:54 pm

Oh wow it's like i'm in Loveshy!
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Re: 3 Easy Steps to Getting Friend Zoned!

Postby Enigma » Mon Apr 25, 2011 10:55 pm

Otohiko wrote:Yeup...

But wait, friend zone isn't always a bad place. Right? Right? >__>

Depends what you're originally looking for..

Sorry to hear about that, mate.
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Re: 3 Easy Steps to Getting Friend Zoned!

Postby AaronAMV » Mon Apr 25, 2011 11:28 pm

<(^_^)>

IT'S FUNNY CAUSE IT'S TRUE
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Re: 3 Easy Steps to Getting Friend Zoned!

Postby aesling » Tue Apr 26, 2011 1:01 am

God you are retarded.
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Re: 3 Easy Steps to Getting Friend Zoned!

Postby -MD » Tue Apr 26, 2011 1:28 am

aesling wrote:God you are retarded.

That is why Jade prefers Thor :asd:
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Re: 3 Easy Steps to Getting Friend Zoned!

Postby Prodigi » Tue Apr 26, 2011 1:30 am

I find getting 'friend zoned' is usually a result of the person thinking they are going to be friend zoned and then inevitably ending up there.

If one grows a pair you will find that this won't happen. Confidence. It makes shit happen.
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Re: 3 Easy Steps to Getting Friend Zoned!

Postby MycathatesyouAMV » Tue Apr 26, 2011 1:36 am

1) Tits or gtfo
2) Back to the kitchen
3) Stop fucking whining
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Re: 3 Easy Steps to Getting Friend Zoned!

Postby Niotex » Tue Apr 26, 2011 5:30 am

Prodigi wrote:I find getting 'friend zoned' is usually a result of the person thinking they are going to be friend zoned and then inevitably ending up there.

If one grows a pair you will find that this won't happen. Confidence. It makes shit happen.

:up:
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Re: 3 Easy Steps to Getting Friend Zoned!

Postby Radical_Yue » Tue Apr 26, 2011 5:34 am

aesling wrote:God you are retarded.


This


Niotex wrote:
Prodigi wrote:I find getting 'friend zoned' is usually a result of the person thinking they are going to be friend zoned and then inevitably ending up there.

If one grows a pair you will find that this won't happen. Confidence. It makes shit happen.

:up:



and this.
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Re: 3 Easy Steps to Getting Friend Zoned!

Postby inthesto » Tue Apr 26, 2011 6:21 am

The "friend zone" is the result of a girl not being attracted to a guy, yet the guy feeling the need to place the blame on some nebulous, unidentifiable entity rather than accepting the idea that the girl just wasn't into him.
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Re: 3 Easy Steps to Getting Friend Zoned!

Postby Koopiskeva » Tue Apr 26, 2011 9:07 am

What is this place |:?
Hi.
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Re: 3 Easy Steps to Getting Friend Zoned!

Postby NS » Tue Apr 26, 2011 9:47 am

Can I find gurl here?
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