ERROR: Database Connection Failure

Holy @#$%$#!! The connection to the database has been lost!! Since 95% of the site is database driven, this is a big problem.

Rest assured, Phade is painfully aware of the situation and is working very hard to fix it. The database (and the rest of the site) should return very soon. In the mean time, watch some of your favorate videos and hopefully when you're done, the problem will be fixed. =D