- WOOOTS 2006-10-17 03:40:42 Woot my band has takein off now this is soo cool we are gonna get toghter really soon and recored so we can get are music out there hes a fucking great guy he fucking rips up the guitar so we will keep you guys posted
- Orion/Osiris 2006-10-15 04:52:58 that effing sweet i wish i fould a Shuriken was it all rusty and dead or still new and shiny with your luck you might find more now that would be tight why arnt you aloud to have them thats kinda dumb i say as long as u dont use then you should be albe to have them but thats just me
- YAY 2006-10-14 05:59:58 i can stand but it hurts just a little bit but thats no the effing point but its still swoen and it hurts but im good with that it should be fine in a few days if it is not broke if it is im fucked and my gf feels bad for me i told her its no big deal shes like it is i wish it would of had it happen to me insted of you im like babe its fine really i dont know why im just posting stupid shit about my life u guys dont care i think or maybe you just wanna get a few laughs Shit im so bored i just wanna get fucked up and my foot dont help me any when im a fucking boxer i cant even go train for my match is sucks but i guess ill be fine intell it heals Dam me for trying crazy shit but i will land it just like all the pros they had to fuck up to get it right
- DAM U 2006-10-14 00:58:32 fucking doctors they wont evenreturn my phone calls and tell me if i fucking broke it dam them shit i just wanna finsih my demo and turn it in to make moneys YAY moneys i love moneys it make the world go round i fucking pissed my foot sits at a funny angle and they wont tell me fuck them in the ass two days from sunday i just hope its not broke i would be so pissed and i hate the pills that im on they dont even work i sware there are called Etodolac some werid shit u take one every 12 hours for pain lol pain i dont get pain couse my foot is always numb
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Flight Attendant
2006-10-11 21:45:15
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet- cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch."
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