I'm embarrassed by this thread
I used to swim competitively up until 9 years ago, and that certainly kept me in some shape, although in my first two years in Canada I gained a massive amount of weight due to sudden dietary changes and differences. I was about 210lb at my heaviest, when I was 16 or 17. Ironically, I lost the weight after I quit swimming (chlorine was getting to me), but I made up for that with working out for an hour at the gym every other day. And also switched back to eating Russian food almost exclusively. Lost almost 40lb that way, and actually I'm at my lowest weight in 10 years right now.
However the last 3 or 4 years... I've been slacking a bit. And losing weight, mostly because of the fact my parents are away much of the time. My mom spoils me a bit with food, but when I'm on my own I eat remarkably little, and generally at all times my diet is relatively healthy - all the bad stuff I eat on occasion is generally offset by otherwise-healthy foods I eat.
Also, those who know me closely are probably familiar with the term "aimless wandering" - perhaps my biggest hobby is walking without direction or neccesity. Generally I spend anywhere between one and several hours every day doing just that. The fact I'm moving into a city should help.
But I'm by no means in bad shape, it's just my good conditioning from before and lack of unhealthy diet that's keeping me from any real problems. Truth is, I'm just incapable of keeping up a routine on my own. When I exercised regularly, I had friends with me, and honestly the exercise in that case was just a regularized sideshow, the real reason I was there was to hang out with friends afterward and act like a testosterone-charged idiots. I've been doing various kinds of exercise on and off in the last 3 years, some of it relatively intense, but it never got to be a routine. Hopefully moving to my new school and living on campus will help me find those sorts of friends again.
Well, then of course there's my injury now, and the only exercise I've been doing in the last 3 months is my physio. There is a good side to this - I've had to do it daily, it was absolutely crucial and EXTREMELY painful at the same time, but I got to see real results and have managed to really speed up my recovery, to a point where I regained over 80% of my elbow mobility in just 2.5 months. That said, it will be a problem in the future - I will never have more than 90% or so of my elbow mobility back, and of course the muscles in my left arm have been severely fucked up as a result - virtually everything in the elbow region was torn up and I'm still rebuilding it to work sort-of-normally. My triceps especially - basically the lower 2/3 of that was totally sliced through in the surgery, and the back of my elbow is basically full of scar tissue. So I don't think I'll be doing any major arm work anytime soon.
So my goals for the near future, probably starting in the fall, will be
1) Shoulders (I have relatively narrow and un-muscular shoulders, which automatically make me look less fit than I actually am).
2) Abs (mostly insurance for the future, if you know what I mean)
3) Back (I have moderately bad posture, and again, I need to get working on this to avoid big problems in the future).
See if I manage!
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