Fear the dreaded ninja

godix · Post by **godix** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 5:32 pm

And here I thought ninjas were a relic of the past. Apparently they just moved to Russia and Italy.

<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/6746051.stm">Russian ninja arrested in Italy</a>.

Org Profile · Post by **Otohiko** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 5:45 pm

This was the awesomest BBC news article I read in a while.

He targeted isolated farms late at night forcing farmers to hand over cash and valuables at arrow point.

British humour at its finest

Orwell · Post by **Orwell** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 7:23 pm

Don't forget the samurai running around England.

Fall_Child42 · Post by **Fall_Child42** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:32 pm

since when are isolated farmers Rich?

Org Profile · Post by **Otohiko** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:33 pm

Fall_Child42 wrote:since when are isolated farmers Rich?

Since they started being subsidized by governments

godix · Post by **godix** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 12:18 am

Fall_Child42 wrote:since when are isolated farmers Rich?

It doesn't take much to be considered rich in comparison to someone so poor he can't even afford a gun to hold people up with.

DaCoolGohan · Post by **DaCoolGohan** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 12:38 am

lol its like oldschool highway man shit cept its a ninja rofl

Fall_Child42 · Post by **Fall_Child42** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 9:05 am

godix wrote:
Fall_Child42 wrote:since when are isolated farmers Rich?
It doesn't take much to be considered rich in comparison to someone so poor he can't even afford a gun to hold people up with.

Good bow and arrows are just as expensive as guns.

Flint the Dwarf · Post by **Flint the Dwarf** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 9:54 am

All ninjas are given a bow and quiver of arrows when they graduate from Ninja Tech, which he probably had a full scholarship to.

Ileia · Post by **Ileia** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 11:51 am

I want to see what his ninja bicycle looked like.