God-Damned cat

jonmartensen · Post by **jonmartensen** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 10:48 am

Damn cat, it just attacked me in our living room. Scared me sensless. I'll take some pictures of it in attack mode and post 'em.

TsumiKi · Post by **TsumiKi** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 11:03 am

Only 1? I have 5.

Bob - a spazy little black and white that likes to play fetch and drink flat Mountain Dew. Scared shitless of thunder storms, like we have right now. He's curled up in the basement with his tail between his legs - literally.

Soji - evil incarnate. She purrs before she bites. Also, she has a tendency to suddenly feel the urge to do laps around the house as fast as she can.

Max - The Orange. he's big, he's fat, and he likes to climb up into people's laps, wrap his arms around their necks, and nuzzle their hair.

Missy - the chair cat. I swear, the only times I have seen this cat move from her chair is to eat and to pee. Sits on the headrest and hisses at anyone trying to sit in her chair.

Fred - a.k.a. Drug Induced Hallucination, or Hallucination for short. Longhaired black cat. I came home from work one day, and the guy who was renting out our basement dragged me downstairs insisting that there was a new cat down there. And I said "No way the parents would get a fifth cat." And he couldn't find the damn thing, so I accused him of being on drugs, and said the cat was just a drug induced hallucination. 2 days later I finally saw the vicious thing. It likes to bite, meow, glomp people's hands and try to eat their fingers, and try and trip people down the stairs.

jonmartensen · Post by **jonmartensen** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 11:11 am

This cat is...different. It will eat you.

jonmartensen · Post by **jonmartensen** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 11:16 am

Oh man, it's pissed off now. I smacked it in the face and ran off.

jonmartensen · Post by **jonmartensen** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 2:22 pm

AAAUUUGGGHHHH MY ARM!!!!!111

fyrtenheimer · Post by **fyrtenheimer** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 2:31 pm

HOW ARE YOU POSTING THESE JON? YOUR ARM

WHERE DID IT GO

WHAT'S GOING ON

EarthCurrent · Post by **EarthCurrent** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 2:39 pm

classic...

jonmartensen · Post by **jonmartensen** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 2:40 pm

the other arm?

Roke · Post by **Roke** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 3:02 pm

I have a kitten that can do that, except he uses highly focused energy beams.

AtomicWeezleman · Post by **AtomicWeezleman** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 3:30 pm

like that?