Right now I'm using one I DLed of that-there website.
Hello. This here is Roy D. Mercer and as you can tell we got us a sit-i-ation. Them folk that live here can't come to the phone right now, and as I see it we can handle this one of two ways. You can either leave 'em a message OR you can hang up the phone and risk gettin' yer ass-whupt. The choice is yours, when you hear the beep.