how the hell did you get this job?

[madbunny]

By the way, it's spelled "sentence."

Yeah yeah, good thing I'm not an english teacher.

That does beg the question ... How did you get your job?

I have a background in graphic design and computer animation. I used to work for a props and effects house. I've worked on shows as large as Star Trek (next Gen and the spinoffs) and as small as little murder mysteries.
On top of that, I know hardware well enough to build and assemble individual computers and networks. I can do data management and manipulate Access well enough to make it seamless to a work environment. I can simplify my lessons enough that even illiterates can learn to do them, even though I wish I didn't have to.

PLUS (and this was a big selling point)

I know behavior mod systems (positive reinforcement, agression curves blah blah), have worked as a prison guard for juveniles, and used to teach martial arts (and wrestling). Also, I'm 240 lbs, and powerlift regularly. I have a current security guard card, which means I also have been trained in 'powers to arrest.'

God, I am so awesome. Too bad my typing skills suck when it comes to spelling.

[SQ]

You ARE awesome. I mean, you were awesome before, but now you're more awesome.

Are you coming to AWA?

[Flint the Dwarf]

Too bad my typing skills suck when it comes to spelling.

Are you kidding? Misspelling 'sentence' is nothing compared to the shit we see all over any other forum on the net. You did also misspell 'aggression,' but who's keeping track? ;p

[Kitsuner]

I have no idea how I got the job of posting in every unlocked donator thread. Must be aesling's fault.