The official “Win a date with Mr. Pilkington” thread.

Kakashis Lover · Post by **Kakashis Lover** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 1:23 am

Kakashi: "I don't think you guys need to see her in a swimsuit or this may happen to you."

Mr Pilkington · Post by **Mr Pilkington** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 1:37 am

**PH34RZ not the "thousand years of pain" technique**

I wore my iron underwhear today **glares untrustingly at roke**

Kakashis Lover · Post by **Kakashis Lover** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 1:51 am

You wouldn't want to see me in a swimsuit this summer. I have a tan like Propyro. It wouldn't be pretty. Now if I had a decent tan, I suppose I would be just fine. Being 5' 9", blonde, blue-eyed, and athletic, I usually hold my own at the beach. ^_~

Mr Pilkington · Post by **Mr Pilkington** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 2:03 am

Atleast you have a tan.
I am wicked pale from sitting inside all day with the blinds closed and the a/c on full blast. Besides, if I even step outside Mr. Sun turns me interesting shades of purple. I dropped the top on car, from here to Daytona (6 or so hours ride) I had achieved not only to burn all unclothed flesh, but also my scalp. Through my hair it burnt my scalp! Mind you this still doesn't stop me from visiting the beach. A little SPF 45 and I'm ready to go! So.....

for the picture shy, describe in 500 words or more (or less) what you look like in your favorite swimsuit.

Kakashis Lover · Post by **Kakashis Lover** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 2:53 am

describe in 500 words or more (or less) what you look like in your favorite swimsuit.

Okay...

Eye-poppingly hot

hehehe

)v(ajin Koji · Post by **)v(ajin Koji** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 6:38 am

Mr Pilkington wrote:Atleast you have a tan.
I am wicked pale from sitting inside all day with the blinds closed and the a/c on full blast. Besides, if I even step outside Mr. Sun turns me interesting shades of purple. I dropped the top on car, from here to Daytona (6 or so hours ride) I had achieved not only to burn all unclothed flesh, but also my scalp. Through my hair it burnt my scalp! Mind you this still doesn't stop me from visiting the beach. A little SPF 45 and I'm ready to go! So.....

My pity goes to the finalists

Propyro · Post by **Propyro** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 8:37 am

Mr Pilkington wrote:
Propyro wrote:this is probalby more like it ...

Put it away!!!!!!!!!
Evil evil!!! You loose!!!!
Goddamn!!! Why did you have to... It just.... Words won't....

**Burns out eyes with a soldering iron**

The image is still there even when I can't see!! Why?! Why?!?!

ha you think that was bad ... at least she has clothes on. I had to go rummaging through alll kinds of bullshit to find an "acceptable" picture. People usualy say i have an iron stomach because it takes me alot to get queasy, but hell, even my stomach felt like turning when i was looking for that pic ...

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)v(ajin Koji · Post by **)v(ajin Koji** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 10:44 am

Propyro wrote:
Mr Pilkington wrote:
Propyro wrote:this is probalby more like it ...

Put it away!!!!!!!!!
Evil evil!!! You loose!!!!
Goddamn!!! Why did you have to... It just.... Words won't....

**Burns out eyes with a soldering iron**

The image is still there even when I can't see!! Why?! Why?!?!
ha you think that was bad ... at least she has clothes on. I had to go rummaging through alll kinds of bullshit to find an "acceptable" picture. People usualy say i have an iron stomach because it takes me alot to get queasy, but hell, even my stomach felt like turning when i was looking for that pic ...

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oh dear god...this thread started out as something so desperate and helpless and now we have this...

i'm glad u have the iron stomach cuz i did enough puking for the both of us!

Moonlight Soldier · Post by **Moonlight Soldier** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 11:32 am

oh dear god...this thread started out as something so desperate and helpless and now we have this...

Even so, cutoes to Propyro for making this the most hilarious thread EVER!
8)

Propyro · Post by **Propyro** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 2:20 pm

no this isn't funny .... you should have seen my "Crack induced ranting" thread ... eventualy i let it die because the last three pages were full of me trying to keep the thread alive ... but there ws some good rants in there ... <sigh> like when i surfed with the aliens who had that mandatory sex after lunch rule ...

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