funny anime questions

Bardiel13 · Post by **Bardiel13** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 9:52 pm

A: Because people like violence and most of them have only seen anime that aired on Cartoon Network and have never heard of the gorey wonders of Ninja Scroll and Evangelion.

Q: In hentai, when Guys spooge it's the normal amount, but with Women, it cascades and "waterfalls" out of their... uh... wah wahs.

kingmob_867 · Post by **kingmob_867** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 9:57 pm

Bardiel13 wrote:A: Because people like violence and most of them have only seen anime that aired on Cartoon Network and have never heard of the gorey wonders of Ninja Scroll and Evangelion.

Q: In hentai, when Guys spooge it's the normal amount, but with Women, it cascades and "waterfalls" out of their... uh... wah wahs.

That's not a question it's a statement.

Malificus · Post by **Malificus** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 10:12 pm

Maybe he's asking why that happens?

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 10:39 pm

A. for the hentai one, it's for effect.

Q. jut wondering, why is it when an older guy and a younger girl are together its usually more romantic and sweet, BUT when an older girl and a younger guy are together its usually more funny?

Malificus · Post by **Malificus** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 10:48 pm

A: You never get to see any trophy husbands anymore, so people are caught off guard when the girl gets their husband off eBay

Q; What wsould happen if Excel Saga, FLCL, and Katamari Damachy were mixed?

Bulghod · Post by **Bulghod** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 10:49 pm

A: Your head would explode

Q: Why do people at conventions decide not to shower? Why do we have fanboy funk?

kingmob_867 · Post by **kingmob_867** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 10:55 pm

Super Shanko wrote:A. for the hentai one, it's for effect.

Q. jut wondering, why is it when an older guy and a younger girl are together its usually more romantic and sweet, BUT when an older girl and a younger guy are together its usually more funny?

A: Your wrong on both accounts when an older women loves a younger man that's not right. When an older man loves a younger women it's just HOT HOT HOT!

Q: What do I say to fat cosplayers?

Bulghod · Post by **Bulghod** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 11:01 pm

kingmob_867 wrote:Q: What do I say to fat cosplayers?

If it's of Vash:
dude, you have a serious donut problem

if it's of Inuyasha:
damn, you love the doggie treats

if it's anyone from Cowboy Bebop:
glad you got those Bell Peppers and Beef

but in all fairness and in reality, you should say:
cool (or nice if you feel so) costume there man (or woman)

i still have my question there, which i feel of a higher value than people who are a bit large. scent is the strongest sense tied to memory, so the commercials say

Malificus · Post by **Malificus** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 11:02 pm

A: (mean)Nice costume, fat camp is next month
(nicer) Are you cosplaying as [fat anime character]? NO? YOU'RE WHO!?!?! Sorry, but sailor moon doesn't have a beard.
(to little kids) Nice snorlax outfit!

bulghod wrote:Q: Why do people at conventions decide not to shower? Why do we have fanboy funk?

kingmob_867 · Post by **kingmob_867** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 11:08 pm

got2maskit wrote:A: (mean)Nice costume, fat camp is next month
(nicer) Are you cosplaying as [fat anime character]? NO? YOU'RE WHO!?!?! Sorry, but sailor moon doesn't have a beard.
(to little kids) Nice snorlax outfit!

bulghod wrote:Q: Why do people at conventions decide not to shower? Why do we have fanboy funk?

A: It's cause they're French.

Q: When you find one hot chick at a convention what you do you say to her?