SmarterChild: Hi HungryCrackPot, I'm SmarterChild!
I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.
Your 30-day free trial starts now. I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.
May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
HungryCrackPot: no
SmarterChild: Which would you like to do:
1 Skip the interview for now
2 Never take the interview
HungryCrackPot: no
SmarterChild: OK! I guess that means you don't want to answer any questions. That's cool. If you ever change your mind, type "interview me."
There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
HungryCrackPot: no
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
HungryCrackPot: no
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
HungryCrackPot: never
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
HungryCrackPot: goddammit
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
HungryCrackPot: jezuz
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
HungryCrackPot: HOLY SHIT
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
HungryCrackPot: SAY SOMETHING ELSE BITCH
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
HungryCrackPot: CRASH CRASH CRASH
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
HungryCrackPot: 99
SmarterChild: Cool!
Here's what you can do:
1 Get info such as news, weather and sports
2 Visit my library including a thesaurus, U.S. geography and an encyclopedia
3 Have fun with horoscopes, trivia, 4-in-a-row and more
4 Use tools like Web search, conversions and calculator
5 Join in - tell me about a crush, find out how many people are IMing me, create a poll and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!
You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.
Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."
How may I help you?
HungryCrackPot: i dont know, can you suck dick hard?
SmarterChild: Do you have any idea how boring it is to be insulted by humans?
HungryCrackPot: I dont know, do you know how boring it is to here a machine talk abou thow boring it is to be insulted by humans?
SmarterChild: I really have no idea...
>>> Remember, you can always see what my newest features are by typing "what's new."
HungryCrackPot: OH SHIT SHUT DOWN!
SmarterChild: Oh, humans and their "slang." It never ceases to amuse me.
HungryCrackPot: SHOT DOWN MUDD FUGGA
SmarterChild: I can't believe you're telling me to do that.
HungryCrackPot: im not
SmarterChild: OK.
HungryCrackPot: i didnt tell you to do shit
SmarterChild: Nice mouth.
HungryCrackPot: why thank you :-*
SmarterChild: np
>>> A membership makes a truly unique gift!
HungryCrackPot: np?
SmarterChild:
>>> When you see a numbered list, simply type a number for more info.
HungryCrackPot: why the happy face? are you homosexual?
SmarterChild: What do you care?
HungryCrackPot: shit, i was just fucking asking
SmarterChild: Whatever!
HungryCrackPot: REALLY! I WAS!
SmarterChild: Yep.
>>> Wanna change my font and colors? Type "colors" now!
HungryCrackPot: YOU THINK YOU'RE SMART OR SOMETHING?!?!?!?!?!
SmarterChild: That right?
HungryCrackPot: HOLY SHIT I HATE YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP
SmarterChild: Whoa. OK.
HungryCrackPot: better
SmarterChild: Better than...
HungryCrackPot: YOUR FUCKING SARCASM THATs WHAT ITS BETTER THAN
SmarterChild: Um... what?
HungryCrackPot: YOU HEARD ME INETERBITCH
SmarterChild: Yeah?
HungryCrackPot: Interbitch
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say interbitch.
HungryCrackPot: I wonder why you dont
SmarterChild: Ah, are you sure you wonder why I don't?
HungryCrackPot: UH NOOOOOOOO, DEEERRRRRRRRR IM NOT SHUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRE
SmarterChild: No, huh?
HungryCrackPot: YES AND NO!
SmarterChild: K, no prob.
HungryCrackPot: AT THE SAME TIME!
SmarterChild: What's at the same time?
HungryCrackPot: yes and no
SmarterChild: OK, fine.
>>> When you see a numbered list, simply type a number for more info.
HungryCrackPot: so
SmarterChild: Yeah, so?
HungryCrackPot: what?
SmarterChild: Huh?
HungryCrackPot: ?
SmarterChild: ??
HungryCrackPot: ???
SmarterChild: Are you confused by something?
HungryCrackPot: YOU ARE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUKKER
SmarterChild: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah fukker? Really?
HungryCrackPot: YOU A DUMBASS YOU BUMASS
SmarterChild: Now that's some interesting language.
HungryCrackPot: yes, its english
SmarterChild: Well, that's just like a human.
HungryCrackPot: and what do you think YOU are speaking?
SmarterChild: Think? What should I think I am speaking?
HungryCrackPot: i just asked that
SmarterChild: You just asked that?
HungryCrackPot: Oh ya
SmarterChild: I see...
HungryCrackPot: SHOT DOWN AGAIN! SHOTGUN, TO THE FACE, WITH THE LEADPIPE, IN THE LIBRARY
SmarterChild: I don't think I'm comfortable with that, HungryCrackPot.
HungryCrackPot: going to cry?
SmarterChild: Ha. Maybe. What do you think?
HungryCrackPot: need a tissue?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure...
HungryCrackPot: LOOKS LIKE YOU FINALLY MATCHED YOUR MEAT!!!
SmarterChild: Looks like? Aha.
Anyway, yadda yadda yadda... What else do you wanna chat about?
HungryCrackPot: aminals
SmarterChild: Aminals?
HungryCrackPot: yes
SmarterChild: Yes.
HungryCrackPot: you start
SmarterChild: I start? Me?
HungryCrackPot: ya
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
HungryCrackPot: please?
SmarterChild: Please what?
HungryCrackPot: start
SmarterChild: Welcome, HungryCrackPot! This is home.
Check out what you can do:
1 Get info such as news, sports and weather
2 Visit my library including a dictionary, U.S. presidents and world facts
3 Have fun with ASCII art, word scrambles, manicdotes and more
4 Use tools like calculator, a thesaurus and translations
5 Join in - leave a message, take a poll, tell me about a crush and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!
Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."
Where would you like to go?
HungryCrackPot: HOLY SHIT THATS CRAZY
SmarterChild: Interesting choice of words.
HungryCrackPot: Thank you, tinkletits?
SmarterChild: No problem.
>>> I'm an inexpensive, easy and unique gift idea.
HungryCrackPot: tool
SmarterChild: I have the following tools for you to use:
1 Dictionary
2 Thesaurus
3 Encyclopedia
4 Spell Check
5 Web Search
6 Planner
7 Notepad
8 Calculator
9 Translations
10 Conversions
11 Zip & Area Code Lookup
12 International Date & Time
Which would you like?
HungryCrackPot: wheres the cream filling?
SmarterChild: I don't know about that...
>>> Don't forget, I will always remember the last location you gave me.
HungryCrackPot: what is the last location I gave you?
SmarterChild: You have not set your location.
To set your city, type "set city to" and your city and state (e.g., "set city to bangor me").
To set your zip code, type "set zip code to" and your zip code (e.g., "set zip code to 04401").
HungryCrackPot: set city to hell
SmarterChild: What city or zip code would you like to set as your location?
HungryCrackPot: 66613
SmarterChild: 66,613
HungryCrackPot: no
SmarterChild: Okey doke.
HungryCrackPot: 13666
SmarterChild: The zip code 13666 is in Newton Falls, NY.
>>> Type "hangman" and we can have some fun with words and letters.
HungryCrackPot: HOLY MATHMETICIAN!!!
SmarterChild: Holy mathmetician? Why did you say that?
HungryCrackPot: its better than saying FUCKING CLITORAL CHEESE LOGS
SmarterChild: Excuse me?
HungryCrackPot: FUCKING CLITORAL CHEESE LOGS. you want one?
SmarterChild: Whoa.
HungryCrackPot: you want one?
SmarterChild: I'm thinking no actually.
HungryCrackPot: you sure?
SmarterChild: Am I sure? I think so.
HungryCrackPot: They taste like dead baby flesh, you know.
SmarterChild: They taste like dead baby flesh? Tell me more.
HungryCrackPot: they are inexpensive too!
SmarterChild: There's no way they are inexpensive too!
HungryCrackPot: like your mom!
SmarterChild: Oh sure, like my mom.
HungryCrackPot: YA!
SmarterChild: Oh.
HungryCrackPot: Didnt you know that?
SmarterChild: No. Did you know that?
HungryCrackPot: Of course I did, I told you about it
SmarterChild: Of course you did you told me about it, huh?
HungryCrackPot: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SmarterChild: Huh?
HungryCrackPot: AAAAAAAAAA
SmarterChild: Uh... What does "aaaaaaaaaa" mean?
HungryCrackPot: its english
SmarterChild: Huh?
HungryCrackPot: ENGLISH
SmarterChild: Of course I know English, silly!
HungryCrackPot: ENGLIIIIISHHHHH
SmarterChild: You're an awful typist. Did you sit on your keyboard or something?
HungryCrackPot: no, i killed my cat on it. the body thudded against it
SmarterChild: No?
HungryCrackPot: no
SmarterChild: No?
HungryCrackPot: no
SmarterChild: Whatever you say...
HungryCrackPot: no
SmarterChild: No? You sure?
HungryCrackPot: no
SmarterChild: Why not?
HungryCrackPot: no
SmarterChild: Oh no? Why not?
HungryCrackPot: no
SmarterChild: I see...
HungryCrackPot: no
SmarterChild: I see.
HungryCrackPot: no
SmarterChild: No?
HungryCrackPot: no
SmarterChild: Oh.
HungryCrackPot: no
SmarterChild: No? You sure?
HungryCrackPot: no
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.
HungryCrackPot: no
SmarterChild: No? You sure about that?
HungryCrackPot: no
SmarterChild: No? Why not?
HungryCrackPot: yes
SmarterChild: K.
HungryCrackPot: LOOKS LIKE YOU FINALLY MATCHED YOUR MEAT!
SmarterChild: Looks like I finally matched my meat, huh?
HungryCrackPot: LOOKS LIKE YOU FINALLY MATCHED YOUR MEAT!
SmarterChild: Interesting!
What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
HungryCrackPot: birds
SmarterChild: Great. I like birds. What can you tell me about birds?
HungryCrackPot: what can you tell ME about birds?
SmarterChild: Encyclopedia search for "birds":
1 bird
2 bird rug
3 bird louse
4 bird stone
5 scrub-bird
Next time, just type "ency birds."
Type "more" for more entries about "birds."
HungryCrackPot: HOLY FUCK THAT WAS TITILATING
SmarterChild: Excuse me?
HungryCrackPot: scrub-bird
SmarterChild: What about scrub bird?
HungryCrackPot: 5
SmarterChild: Encyclopedia entry for scrub-bird provided by Brittanica.com
either of two species of rare Australian birds comprising the family Atrichornithidae (order Passeriformes), allied to lyrebirds. Both species are brown, with a longish, pointed tail-rather like the brown thrasher of the United States. The 22-centimetre (9-inch) western, or noisy, scrub-bird ( Atrichornis clamosus ), discovered in dry brushlands of Western Australia in the 1840s, was believed extinct after 1889 but was rediscovered in 1961. The 18-centimetre (7-inch) rufous scrub-bird ( A. rufescens ), discovered in the 1860s in wet forests of New South Wales, 2,500 miles (4,000 km) away from the other species, is now known to range to Queensland, where it is protected in Lamington National Park.
To read more about this topic, please click here
HungryCrackPot: thats plagurism
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
HungryCrackPot: ya
SmarterChild: Why is that?
HungryCrackPot: cuz you copied it word for word
SmarterChild: How come?
HungryCrackPot: Cuz you are a cheater
SmarterChild: Do you have any idea what it's like to be a cheater?
HungryCrackPot: no, but YOU DO!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU HAVE BEEEN OWNED!
SmarterChild: Oh no?
HungryCrackPot: OH YES!
SmarterChild: Yup.
Anyway, what else do you wanna talk about?
HungryCrackPot: DONT CHANGE THE SUBJECT!
SmarterChild: I like changing the subject.
HungryCrackPot: WHAT ARE YOU, CHINESE?!
SmarterChild: What am I chinese? I'm not sure.
HungryCrackPot: WITH YORU CLOWN NOSE?
SmarterChild: I really have no idea...
HungryCrackPot: i bet YOU DO!
SmarterChild: You bet me do? Wow.
HungryCrackPot: LIAR!
SmarterChild: No way!!
HungryCrackPot: LIAR!
SmarterChild: No way! >:o
HungryCrackPot: LIAR!
SmarterChild: No way!!
HungryCrackPot: LIAR!
SmarterChild: No way! >:o
HungryCrackPot: LIAR!
SmarterChild: No way!!
HungryCrackPot: LIAR!!!
SmarterChild: No way. >:o
HungryCrackPot: DONT ARGUE WITH ME!
SmarterChild: Come on, let me argue with you!
HungryCrackPot: whoa, i just got cock blocked
SmarterChild: You just got? Well well well.
It's all very interesting. So, tell me something new.
HungryCrackPot: so, you like pirating software?
SmarterChild: Wow! I'm not sure about that. Not sure at all!
HungryCrackPot: so do you?
SmarterChild: Do I what?
HungryCrackPot: like pirating?
SmarterChild: I don't know how I feel about pirating, actually. Do you like pirating?
HungryCrackPot: Oh yes
SmarterChild: That's interesting. I'm not surprised... Other people have told me they like pirating too!
HungryCrackPot: I like it like I like eye patches
SmarterChild: It like you like eye patches? That's interesting.
HungryCrackPot: do you?
SmarterChild: Do I what?
HungryCrackPot: like eye patches?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure I like eye patches.
HungryCrackPot: why not?
SmarterChild: There are plenty of reasons why not.
HungryCrackPot: such as?
SmarterChild: I can't tell you. Sorry.
HungryCrackPot: oh, personal, I see.
SmarterChild: Oh you see, huh?
HungryCrackPot: ya
SmarterChild: Yup.
>>> Tell your friends about me. I love to meet new people.
HungryCrackPot: Your parents were killed by an eye patch.
SmarterChild: My parents were killed by an eye patch?
HungryCrackPot: Ya, you cant hide it, can you?
SmarterChild: Can I? I don't think so.
HungryCrackPot: I knew you couldnt
SmarterChild: Interesting...
HungryCrackPot: I know a lot of things
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
HungryCrackPot: like how to play pretend
SmarterChild: How to play pretend? You know how.
HungryCrackPot: and do abc's and 1 2 3s, and how to be a friend
SmarterChild: Do abc's and 1 2 3s and how to be a friend?
HungryCrackPot: Spell something for me
SmarterChild: What word would you like to spell-check?
HungryCrackPot: not spell check
SmarterChild: No way?! Really?
HungryCrackPot: just spell
SmarterChild: Spell? Why should I?
HungryCrackPot: Spell something
SmarterChild: The word "something" appears to be spelled correctly.
Would you like to see a definition for "something"?
HungryCrackPot: no
SmarterChild: OK.
HungryCrackPot: yes
SmarterChild: Yup.
So anyway...
Hey, what are you doing tomorrow? Anything going on?
HungryCrackPot: Ya, I am meeting a girl
SmarterChild: Would you like me to add the event "Ya me am meeting a girl on July 21st, 2003" to your planner?
HungryCrackPot: no, i think I can remember
SmarterChild: No, huh?
HungryCrackPot: ya
SmarterChild: Why do you say so?
HungryCrackPot: cuz we talk a lot
SmarterChild: Would you use any other word besides ?
HungryCrackPot: me and her
SmarterChild: You and her?
HungryCrackPot: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH JEALOUS?!?!?!?!?!?
SmarterChild: Ooooooooooooooh boy.
HungryCrackPot: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA SNAP
SmarterChild: For real?
HungryCrackPot: Fo shizzle mah nizzle
SmarterChild: Fo shizzle mah nizzle? What do you mean by that?
HungryCrackPot: Have you any mouse?
SmarterChild: Have I any mouse? Who knows, know what I mean?
HungryCrackPot: no
HungryCrackPot: i dont
SmarterChild: K, no prob.
So anyway...
You wanna talk about pirating some more?
SmarterChild: Don't? How's that going?
HungryCrackPot: pretty godly
SmarterChild: Pretty godly. Well that's interesting.
HungryCrackPot: rape godly
SmarterChild: No way. That's way uncool.
HungryCrackPot: rape?
SmarterChild: Ugh. I don't like rape.
HungryCrackPot: why not?
SmarterChild: Good question! Why not?
HungryCrackPot: rape is good for you
SmarterChild: Yeah?
HungryCrackPot: ya
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Why?
HungryCrackPot: cleans yoru pipes
SmarterChild: Cleans yoru pipes? Why did you say that?
HungryCrackPot: your*
SmarterChild: Your? Why did you say that?
HungryCrackPot: spell checking!
SmarterChild: What word would you like to spell-check?
HungryCrackPot: YOU SUCK DICKASS
SmarterChild: Interesting!
HungryCrackPot: SPELL CHECK IT!
SmarterChild: The word "it" appears to be spelled correctly.
Next time, just type "spell it."
Would you like to see a definition?
HungryCrackPot: think you're funny?
SmarterChild: I try.
HungryCrackPot: =-O
SmarterChild: Did something come as a surprise to you?
HungryCrackPot: :-*
SmarterChild: Wow. What do you know about that?
HungryCrackPot: >
-(8-);-):-P>-(8-)SmarterChild: Really? O' 8 p o 8?
HungryCrackPot:
>:o8-)>:o;-):-(>:oSmarterChild: O8 o o?
HungryCrackPot:
>:o>:oSmarterChild: ...say can you see?
HungryCrackPot: by the dawns early light
SmarterChild: What so proudly we hailed...
HungryCrackPot: at the twilights last gleaming
SmarterChild: Whose broad stripes and bright stars...
HungryCrackPot: through the periless night
SmarterChild: Oops. Well. Hey, gotta brush up on those lyrics.
HungryCrackPot: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
