Ms. Piggy: Kermi, where's The Count? We were all going to throw a surprise party for Oscar.
Kermit: I just saw him yesterday, he said something about going to London, England, to visit his cousin. I think his name was Alucard.
(Side note: this was just a reference to Alucard and Hellsing. I apologize if anyone was offended by this joke because of the terrorist attacks that occured yesterday.)
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*very end of End Of Evangelion*
Asuka: I feel sick.
Shinji:

*camera crew shows up*
Fake ATF officer: HA! HA! Asuka, Shinji. YOU'VE JUST BEEN PUNKED!
Shinji:



Shinji: Were my dad, Misato and everyone else in on this?
Fake ATF officer: OH HELL YEAH! *still laughing*
Asuka: What!

*Shinji picks up a large pipe*
Shinji: Asuka, we've just been punked.

Asuka: Sh-Sh-Shinji? *she starts to smile*
Fake ATF officer: HE'S LOST IT! RUN!
*they all run away*
*Shinji picks up Asuka into his arms and walks away*
Asuka: *looks Shinji in the eyes, places her hand on his face, and kisses him on the lips* Thank you, Shinji. I never knew you had it in you.
Shinji: Asuka, lets go plan our revenge.
Asuka: *smiles and blushes, and then hugs him* Yeah!
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Ashton Kutcher: I'm sure glad I wasn't there, but they do make a twisted cute couple.
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K: *knocks on Naota's front door* HARUKO! OPEN UP! M.I.B.!
J: WE AIN'T GOT ALL DAY LADY! OPEN UP!
Haruko: OH PROTECT ME TAKUN! *sttarts hugging up Naota*
Naota: HUH!? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!?
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Announcer: Our next entrant in this year's international dog competition is Kagome Higurashi from Tokyo, Japan and her half human, half demon dog, Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: Kagome, where the hell are we, and can you tell me WHY THE HELL AM I WEARING A LEASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kagome: SIT BOY!
Inuyasha: UMF! I'm gonna get you for this!
Kagome: Now roll over. *kicks him in the stomach*
Inuyasha: OOH! *rolling around on floor in pain*
Kagome: Good Boy!
Announcer: Such obedience!
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